Noah Cyrus is selling a bottle of her tears for $12,000

Worth it?

Noah Cyrus is selling a bottle of her tears for $12,000
Stars Insider

21/09/18 | StarsInsider

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Sad girl Noah Cyrus is now officially profiting off of her highly-publicized breakup with rapper Lil Xan. The 'Live or Die' singer has bottled her literal tears and is selling them for the staggering price of $12,000.

Cyrus has recently released her six-song EP titled 'Good Cry,' and has designed some unique merch with the brand PIZZASLIME to go along with it. From sweatshirts that say "Noah Cyrus Sucks" to Billy Ray T-shirts, Cyrus' shop surely gets points for creativity. But the bottle of tears that are marketed to be, "approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness," seem to be the fan favorite. 



Wondering what you could possibly do with a tiny vial of a pop stars tears? Drinking is not advised, apparently. The website warns, "Human digestion of these tears is not suggested cause tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super f***ing weird if you drank someone else's tears."

Why buy a car when you have Noah Cyrus' tears, right? 

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