The 40 funniest Chuck Norris jokes to celebrate his 80th birthday
Death once had a near-Chuck experience
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Chuck Norris is an American actor and martial artist that over time has been immortalized by a series of jokes and memes. If someone tells a Chuck Norris joke in the woods and he's not around to hear it, will that person still die at the hands of Chuck? Yes. Chuck Norris hears everything. To celebrate his birthday today, here is a list of the top 40 Chuck Norris jokes that will give you a roundhouse kick to the stomach.
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