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Strange vices -

One celebrity health nut said in 2011 that she would rather smoke crack than eat cheese out of a can.

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Gwyneth Paltrow - It was none other than the infamous Goop's leader. Paltrow confirmed her sentiment again in 2016.

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Blasphemy -

One actress said, in reference to Marilyn Monroe, that she'd kill herself if she was “that fat.”

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Elizabeth Hurley - The English actress is responsible for this extremely backhanded compliment that started out with saying that she thought Monroe looked fabulous.

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Not the place for jokes -

After visiting the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam, one pop star left a comment in the guest book saying that Anne was a "great girl," and that they hoped she would’ve been their fan.

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Justin Bieber - It was Justin Bieber who left the world slack-jawed at his comment, especially since he wrote that he hoped she would've been a  Belieber.

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Missing the point -

One actor said that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger - To make his puzzling 2003 statement worse, he was the former Governor of California.

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All mixed up -

One pop star famously said she never really wanted to go to Japan because she doesn’t like eating fish and she knows that’s very popular in Africa.

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Britney Spears - The pop star has an extensive history of bizarre quotes and geographical mistakes, and she regularly confuses the names of places, and even her own native accent...

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Threw her for a loop -

As one star snacked on tuna on her '00s reality TV show, she wondered aloud if she was eating chicken or fish. She knew it was tuna, but was confused by the brand name “Chicken of the Sea.”

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Jessica Simpson - It was Jessica Simpson, on her show, 'The Newlyweds.' The ridiculously-named product is now very popular.

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Outrageously outdated -

In 2015, one rapper said that he didn’t think a woman should be president because women make rash decisions and might set off a nuke.

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T.I. - Unfortunately, T.I. also added that the Lochness monster could get elected before a woman.

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In need of perspective -

Some fear death, others fear the suffering of their loved ones, but this star said her biggest fear in life is getting stretch marks.

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Kim Kardashian - To make things worse, Kim K also said this after finding a stretch mark on her very pregnant sister’s belly.

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Way out of line -

Horrendously insensitive, rude, and seemingly at random, an actress tweeted at Rihanna saying that Chris Brown beat her because she wasn’t pretty enough.

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Amanda Bynes -

It was the notorious Amanda Bynes, who had no career left to kill at that point.

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You already know -

One rapper infamously called slavery “a choice,” and also called himself a “ghetto Pope."

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Kanye West - No surprise here, as the controversial and occasionally ego-maniacal artist has had no shortage of head-scratching quotes.

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Rich people cry too -

One ultra-rich socialite, so rich that she thought Walmart sold walls, also claimed on ‘Piers Morgan Tonight’ that everything bad that could happen to a person has happened to her.

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Paris Hilton -

Would you expect anything less from this heiress?

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No one ever corrected him -

When speaking to ESPN about what was going to happen to him after losing to Lennox Lewis, one boxer said that he guessed he would fade into “Bolivian.”

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Mike Tyson -

Perhaps this was one of the least outrageous things Mike Tyson has said, but hilarious nonetheless.

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A regular Isaac Newton -

Unlike most people around her, apparently, one actress mentioned that she had been noticing gravity since she was very young.

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Cameron Diaz -

Cameron Diaz proves that stars are just like us!

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Tell us more -

In a PSA explaining that smoking kills, one actress emphasized that if you’re killed then you’ve lost an important part of life—you know, the life part.

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Brooke Shields - The actress responsible for this life-affirming statement is Brooke Shields.

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Big fail -

While trying to reprimand Donald Trump’s racist remarks about Latinos, one TV hostess asked if Trump kicked them out of the country, who would clean his toilet?

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Kelly Osbourne - It was Kelly Osbourne speaking her misled mind on ‘The View.’

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Big decisions -

After his son's birth, one athlete said that he definitely wanted him to be christened, but that he wasn’t sure into which religion.

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David Beckham - Who’s going to tell David Beckham that that’s not really how it goes?

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Getting the point across -

One actress publicly announced that she makes Jessica Simpson look like a “rock scientist.”

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Tara Reid - Tara Reid is also very misled about how whale sharks are made.

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Puff puff positivity - In a 2007 interview, one actress spoke about her love of cigarettes, and said that if you have a more positive approach to smoking, it won’t be as harmful.

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Sienna Miller - Sienna Miller should talk to Brooke Shields!

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Monogamish -

One musician said he finds it really hard to be in a one-on-one relationship if that person won’t allow him to be with other people.

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Axl Rose - If the Guns 'N’ Roses front man has had some relationship issues, you can probably guess why.

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Think about it -

A famous singer once asked where the Cannes Film Festival was being held that year.

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Christina Aguilera - Clearly, Aguilera had never been.

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You don't say... -

In an incredibly relatable celebrity moment, one actress confessed that she feels her best when she’s happy.

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Winona Ryder - Who would’ve thought Winona Ryder is just like everyone else?

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Shallow end only -

One actress is quoted saying that she doesn’t think about anything too much, because if she thinks too much it freaks her out.

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Pamela Anderson -

She somehow got through her career not thinking too much!

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Say what? -

One actress admitted in 2010 that she loves the smell of diapers, even when they’re wet and warm “like a baked good.”

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Sarah Jessica Parker - Think hard before you buy Parker's fragrances!

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Sally hater -

When Hurricane Sandy put America’s East Coast in a state of emergency, one actress tweeted asking why everyone was in such a panic about “Sally” and told people to stop projecting negativity.

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Lindsay Lohan - This comes from, of course, our constant ray of sunshine: Lindsay Lohan.

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Probably should keep that to yourself -

An actress released a podcast in 2016 in which she said she's never had an abortion, but wished that she had.

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Lena Dunham - To be clear, the 'Girls' actress doesn’t have children.

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Poor rabbits -

One actor admitted to the late James Lipton on ‘Inside the Actors Studio’ in 2010 that sometimes rabbits turn him on.

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James Franco - James Franco is already a bit of a weird character, but this pushed the bar. Luckily, he couldn't pinpoint why they turned him on.

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The diet in the details -

One supermodel assured everyone that she doesn’t diet, but then added that she just doesn’t eat as much as she’d like to.

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Linda Evangelista -

This top advice came from Linda Evangelista.

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Misheard? -

When asked in an interview if she was a feminist, one TV star said that she thought she was pretty feminine.

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Farrah Abraham - When the interviewer clarified the question, Abraham asked what that meant, and, more specifically, if that meant being a lesbian.

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A helping hand? -

In a televised rant in protest of taxes, one actor said that he had been on food stamps and welfare, but then claimed that no one helped him out, not realizing that it was, in fact, taxpayers that helped him out.

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Craig T. Nelson - That shining example of why you should learn more about taxes is Craig T. Nelson.

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It wasn't false -

One famous American baseball catcher would've been fine if he stopped after saying that predictions are difficult, but he added that they're especially difficult about the future.

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Yogi Berra -

The late Yogi Berra, at the very least, didn't lie. 

See also: These weird celebrity baby names will make you cringe.

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