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Cat burglar attire - According to Dumblaws.com, it is illegal to be spotted on the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are considered the items of a cat burglar. You don't say!?

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Vagrancy act - According to chambers.vic.edu.au, a person can be arrested for being near or inside a house that is frequented by thieves regularly.

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Goats and dogs - Someone needs to tell Molly to put that goat down. According to chambers.vic.edu.au, in Melbourne driving a goat or a dog attached or harnessed to a vehicle in a public place can get you into real trouble with the law.

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You can ring my modem - Dumblaws.com states that the Australian Communications Authority (ACA) has a law saying a modem can’t pick up on the first ring.

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Batman and Robin. No - According to chambers.vic.edu.au, it is actually illegal to dress up as Batman and or Robin. We don't know why either.

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Electric death fine - According to chambers.vic.edu.au, touching electric wires that cause instant death also attracts a fine of $200. Quite how authorities have managed to extract the $200 after a fatal shock is unknown.

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Whale carcass - Dumblaws.com tell us that it is now illegal to get within 100 meters of a whale carcass. The smell alone would keep most sane people away.

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Spittting - Don't get caught spitting in the streets of Brisbane or you will be in big trouble. Not only is it gross, but also illegal according to traveler.com.au.

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Hay taxi - According to Dumblaws.com, QLD regulations declare that taxi drivers must carry a bale of hay in the trunk of the car at all times.

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Don't touch my pigeon - According to Dumblaws.com it is illegal to interfere with a homing pigeon. You cannot kill, injure, ensnare, catch or take these birds. In South Australia, the maximum penalty is $250.

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Keys - Aside from being a silly thing to do, it is actually illegal to leave your keys in an unattended car according to Dumblaws.com.

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Disguise - According to Traveler.com.au, it is illegal to wear a disguise without a lawful excuse.

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Urinal vs car tyre - According to chambers.vic.edu if there is no urinal close, don't sweat it! In a tight spot, you are legally allowed to urinate on the rear left tire of your vehicle. How specifically convenient!

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Cover up - Bond babes are not welcome on Brighton Beach in NSW. Local laws decree that neck to knee swimsuits must be worn in order to swim.

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AK-47 - Back in the day, before the Port Arthur massacre, it was totally legal to own an AK-47, yet, totally illegal to be gay.

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Vacuum time - Vacuuming your house between 10pm and 7am during weekdays and 10pm and 9am during the weekends is against the law in Melbourne.

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Bikini law - Gold Coast has some very strange ideas about bikinis. According to chambers.vic.edu.au, it is illegal for women to wear a bikini where the material exceeds six square inches.

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Footpath wars - Be careful out there, according to Dumblaws.com, it is illegal to walk on the right-hand side of a footpath.

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Cloudbusting - According to the Rain Making Control Act of 1966, nucleating or seeding clouds artificially from a manned aircraft in order to make rain is illegal.

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Horsing around - According to Dumblaws.com, all Aussie bars are required by law to provide a stable, water and feed for the horses of their customers.

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Pink pants - According to Dumblaws.com, it is actually illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday on a Sunday in the state of Victoria.

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No kids - In a strange Australian loophole, it is illegal for children to buy cigarettes, yet no actual law forbidding them from smoking them.

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You say potato - According to Traveller.com.au, in WA it is illegal to be in possession of more than 50kg of potatoes.

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Reward - Did you know that if you post a reward notice for finding lost or stolen objects in SA, the advert must include a statement that no questions will be asked?

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Wedding clanger - Don't even think about disrupting a wedding. It is actually illegal. You have been warned.

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Hammer time - Being found drunk in a pub can get you fined. Catch 22 indeed.

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Lightbulbs - In Victoria, only licensed electricians are legally allowed to change light bulbs.

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Rudeness - According to Summary Offenses Act of 1966, if someone hears you singing an obscene song, you can be arrested.

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Sweep Sweep - According to Traveler.com.au, In Brisbane, homeowners are obliged to sweep the footpath outside their homes daily before 8:30am or face a $5,000 fine, with an increase of $500 for each additional day.

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