Stormy Daniels has fresh insults for Donald Trump's penis
He started it!
CELEBRITY Celebrity feud
Nothing is more entertaining (read: sad) than seeing the President of the United States, the leader of the free world, bragging about his victory over porn star Stormy Daniels in her defamation lawsuit by calling her a "Horseface." That might even worse than the discovery that most of his Twitter followers are actually, tremendously, fake.
As someone who allegedly had sex with Trump, Stormy Daniels has a sort of automatic Trump card, if you will.
She's previously compared his penis to a Mario Kart character, Toad, in her book 'Full Disclosure,' but this time she was a little more subtle. Emphasis on the "little."
"Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president," she began. "In addition to his...umm...shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny."
A perfect mix of biting political commentary, clever innuendos, and self-effacing humour, Daniels definitely won this round. But there will be more. There is always more.