An ancient 'superfood' sent from heaven
They're the uptight sorority alum who wants to cut calories, but who proceeds to drink eight of them and picks up late-night pizza anyway.
These wild ones are about to have a big night. They want energy, and they’re going to get it. Their philosophy is “I’m here for a good time, not a long time.”
These people are looking for the most bang for their buck, and will ask bartenders to make their drink stronger despite it being nearly an entire cup of liquor. They want to get drunk fast, and they’re probably not going to tip, either.
Either it’s girls’ night or this drinker is a vibrant, outgoing, and energetic person on their own who isn’t afraid to be the center of attention—and may very well be seeking it. It’s apparently also a common drink among older women who want to party like they used to but can’t hold their liquor like they used to.
They’re refined, they know what they want, and they’re not afraid to come off as the fancy, high-functioning person they are. They're also probably a little scary. That, or they wanted a drink that would make them look cool but will end up most certainly wincing the whole way through.
Especially those concerned with the malty flavor or mouthfeel, the IPA is most associated with hipsters in their twenties and bearded dads who want to ask a lot of questions to get chummy with you.
They’re a new drinker, and they’re working their way up from those beloved childhood slushies. That, or they've remained a kid at heart and aren't afraid to satisfy cravings when they hit, with zero fear of judgement.
They know their whiskey really well and hold fast to the traditional styles, though they are also bold risk takers. That, or they’ve figured out that despite not knowing anything about cocktails they can appear to be knowledgeable with this simple drink.
Either they just finished bingeing ‘Sex and the City,’ or they want to give off all the glamour and boldness that this famed NYC cocktail holds, which might also mean they’re going to be a pain in the butt.
They just turned legal age to drink and they heard the name of this shot at a vacation resort or in a movie. These drinks or shots are usually very sweet and almost always involve saying something embarrassing.
They’re drawn to exotic places, names, and flavors, but have yet to actually go anywhere. They’re loud and friendly, but sometimes act like they're on vacation at the wrong moments.
Stay out of this person’s lane because they are going full speed ahead. On the plus side, they tend to tip well because they’re too buzzed to care about getting change.
This sophisticated drink is balanced, bittersweet, and sophisticated, with a little zest, and its drinkers are typically quite similar. They’re put together and understated, but like to live life on the edge. This is many a bartender's own staple drink, so they’ll likely respect you for ordering it. It's also a surefire way hipsters let people know they have a more experienced palate.
Prosecco drinkers are as fizzy as their drink, bubbly with the knowledge that they are living a comfy middle-class dream. They enjoy dinner parties and hosting, and if they’re drinking prosecco at a bar they’re probably the kind of person who is happy to stay in their comfort zone no matter what others think.
Dating back to the 1800s, this drink has had many connotations attached to it over the years, and has become representative of a rather adaptable person. It’s also the first drink many young people get fixated on, many of whom never outgrow it, and it's what people usually order when they didn’t really think about what they wanted to order before it was their turn.
Confident but in an understated way, red wine drinkers prefer quality and don’t feel the need to change for anyone, even if everyone else is drinking cocktails. They're okay drinking alone and usually aren't the loudest of the bunch.
They're wildcards who haven’t developed a proper taste for wine but love to get buzzed in the daytime.
These are the talkative social butterflies who are, unlike red wine drinkers, almost always drinking with other people around. If it’s Chardonnay, however, bartenders have noted that it's usually associated with suburban women wanting to get a buzz on to deal with their ongoing divorce while also hoping to encounter a new romance.
They’re stubborn, loyal, and don't care for any flowery nonsense. They’ve likely been drinking the same beer for years, and, most notably, they also know how to pace themselves and stay in control.
They’re the new drink snobs who are well meaning but can talk your ear off about the brewing process without taking a hint. They often know a little about a lot of things and really want you to think they’re cool.
If they’re not on vacation, they really need one!
First created in the late 1800s, the Manhattan has a history, strong taste, and an underlying sweetness. The person who drinks it is often the same—a strong, sensible person with a soft, warm interior. Their biggest downfall might be that they know they're being suave.
While the fruity, sweeter daiquiris signal a less experienced palate, the classic Daiquiri is for those young at heart, who are both bold and warm, like famed Daiquiri lover Ernest Hemingway.
These people tend to be the ones who didn’t start drinking until after all their friends had, and they’re still overcompensating for it now. They tend to be a little messy and go overboard, but they’re also enthusiastic people who let their energetic intent occasionally get the best of them.
These are experienced and educated drinkers who are a little hard to place on a night out. They are mysterious, they’re determined to enjoy themselves but not make a scene, and they usually have their life in order, though they're not keen on too much experimentation.
Containing caffeine, alcohol, and sugar, the espresso martini is for someone who likes to give 100% to everything they do. They work hard and play hard, and tend to be leaders.
They vacationed once in Italy or the south of France, they love avocado toast, and they’re going to be posting a photo of the drink on social media.
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They went to Cuba or just a summery event and found the mojito so refreshing, and they will continue to order and reorder this drink even after mint season ends. These people are in their own world and thus don’t mind waiting for a busy bartender to muddle their drinks while everyone else stares them down.
This is the kind of person who allegedly just wants to cure their hangover but really knows they’re going to end up tipsy in the middle of the day. They can trick themselves into thinking they’re being healthy, but they do have a healthy sense of humor.
Bartenders have a surprisingly anthropological position in modern society, since their job requires constant contact with a wide range of people and a good amount of social awareness. They’ve learned to read people through their drink orders, which feels almost like reading horoscopes.
The internet has repeatedly asked bartenders to reveal the stereotypes they associate with popular drink orders, and the results are hilarious and slightly jarring across the board. Click through to see what your favorite drink says about you, and remember that these are all just stereotypes!
They’re probably over 50 and have heart problems, but they know how to negotiate deals, conduct themselves with confidence, and hold a good conversation.
They're a trendy person, someone who appreciates a bespoke lifestyle and likely used to be a vodka-soda person. Now they’re a little older, a little less sweet, and with a little more bite to them, much like the drink itself!
What your favorite drink says about you, according to bartenders
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Bartenders have a surprisingly anthropological position in modern society, since their job requires constant contact with a wide range of people and a good amount of social awareness. They’ve learned to read people through their drink orders, which feels almost like reading horoscopes.
The internet has repeatedly asked bartenders to reveal the stereotypes they associate with popular drink orders, and the results are hilarious and slightly jarring across the board. Click through to see what your favorite drink says about you, and remember that these are all just stereotypes!