Nick: "Well, that's what they should be called."
He's not wrong...
Schmidt replied, "Might as well be; it's rosé."
Jess: "I've been banned for my lifetime from Lake Ontario, don't ask."
Nick: "I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words."
Jess: "The doctors say I might grow another 18 inches."
Nick: "I'm definitely sexually attracted to ladybugs."
Jess: "I kind of want to get a gun."
Nick: "I believe horses are from outer space."
"Bathtubs are medieval filth cauldrons. I'm not interested in simmering in testicle tea for 20 minutes." Gross, but also hilarious and true.
"The economy stinks, bees are dying, and movies are pretty much all sequels now."
Nick announced that they were going to Best Buy for Black Friday, and Winston added, "Or as I like to call it, Friday."
He told Winston, "I had figure skating lessons since I was 13, and then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy."
Schmidt said to Winston and Nick, "I'm gonna have sex tonight. Are you two in?"
Winston, the occasional voice of reason, replied, "Is that the way you wanted to say that?"
"Cece's mom is really excited that her sexy little bronco has finally found a cowboy that can tame her. I'm paraphrasing." That's a very loose paraphrase, hopefully.
The guys got lost in the desert and he told Nick, "I'm worried about Schmidt. He's a Jew in the desert. I don't want him to wander."
When she started seeing Nick, she confessed, "My boyfriend doesn't believe in banks. It's early in the relationship. I'm still shaving above the knee. Know what I mean?"
She told him, "I got your text. When you're going through a 'Taylor Swift-like range of emotions,' I should come over, right?"
Speaking to Nick's lawyer girlfriend, Jess admits, "I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours! And that doesn't mean I'm not smart and tough and strong."
Winston: "'Eye of the Tiger' ended the cold war."
Jess: "That's not even a little bit true."
"There are plenty of things to be down about: the deficit, air pollution in China, 'The Hobbit' wasn't very good."
"If I pee while it's happening, will she die?" At least he asked.
"Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They're like the people version of pleated pants."
"Sometimes I think I'm just a riddle that I can't even solve." Thank goodness we're not the only ones who can't figure Schmidt out.
Nick is known to dwell in the margins of society, so when he couldn't get a cell phone his friend broke the news in a very gentle way: "You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost."
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