In the Magic Kingdom, a grown man strapped into a ride simply could not hold it in any longer and defecated, covering the entire ride with his own "accident." Pity the poor employees who had to clean up!
After a child had impressively vomited by the entrance to Big Thunder Mountain, employees blocked the area off with trash cans. A man, in all white, came running from the exit of the ride to get in line again, and thought he’d be faster jumping through the cans. He slipped, rolled, and then realized just what he was doused in.
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Surreal as it seems, people spread ashes on rides around the parks, and it’s a recurring problem.
A woman was trying to get on the Space Mountain ride with her kid who was apparently too short, and hesitant to go anyway. Her solution? She pulled a pair of heels from her bag and made the kid put them on. Of course, they didn’t get on the ride.
Horror stories from Disney parks
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What better place than the internet to divulge the most unbelievably wacky tales from what’s supposed to be a children’s paradise? Check out this gallery for some of the craziest things employees have revealed on Reddit about the trials and tribulations of any given day at the endlessly interesting Disney parks.