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"I think a good rule of thumb is to never play 'f**/marry/kill' between other couples you are currently sitting with."
"In every good marriage, it pays sometimes to be a little deaf."
"We have a couple of rules in our relationship. The first rule is that I make her feel like she's getting everything. The second rule is that I actually do let her have her own way in everything. And, so far, it's working."
"A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked."
"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed, too–for being married so many times."
"Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one."
Sources: (Glamour) (Good Housekeeping) (Everything Zoomer) (PureWow)
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"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."
“Husbands and wives should have separate interests, cultivate different sets of friends and not impose on the other…You can’t spend a lifetime breathing down each other’s necks.”
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably, they are both disappointed.”
“When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now…once he opened the car door for me in the last four years—we were on the freeway at the time.”
“A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.”
“First and foremost, self-love, and then give love away.”
“I love love, and I'm very hopeful and was raised on all the fairy tales everyone else had. I just noted that everyone's mom was dead and real princesses get beheaded, so I just have a more realistic take on it."
"My wife had us register for fine china because you never know when the Pope is going to swing by and want a microwaved hot dog on a US$200 plate."
“You would think that a rock star being married to a supermodel would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”
“Experts on romance say for a happy marriage there has to be more than a passionate love. For a lasting union, they insist, there must be a genuine liking for each other. Which, in my book, is a good definition for friendship.”
We all know that marriage is a real battle. It is hard to expect just one person to anticipate and fulfill your every need. We have very high expectations for marriage, but the reality is tough. However, when it does work, it can be rewarding beyond compare. The trick is to find ways to get through the lows of a relationship in order to wait until the next high comes along. With hard work, tolerance, and love, relationships can often be patched up.
It is hard to do alone, but the good news is you're not alone. Many people face the trials of marriage and so have some excellent advice to help you through. Even if you don't need any help, they'll definitely give you a bit of a laugh!
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We all know that marriage is a real battle. It is hard to expect just one person to anticipate and fulfill your every need. We have very high expectations for marriage, but the reality is tough. However, when it does work, it can be rewarding beyond compare. The trick is to find ways to get through the lows of a relationship in order to wait until the next high comes along. With hard work, tolerance, and love, relationships can often be patched up.
It is hard to do alone, but the good news is you're not alone. Many people face the trials of marriage and so have some excellent advice to help you through. Even if you don't need any help, they'll definitely give you a bit of a laugh!
Click through to discover how these celebs handle marriage.