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Do you know what's the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
There was a huge explosion at a cheese factory in France. The brie was everywhere.
Do you know why my friend called his dogs Timex and Rolex? Because they are watchdogs.
There was this claustrophobic astronaut. It turns out, he just needed a little space.
Why wasn't Han Solo happy about his steak dinner? Because it was a bit Chewie.
This morning I was reminiscing about the amazing herb garden I had at home when I was growing up. Good thymes.
Do you know why pirates don't take a bath before they walk the plank? Because they wash up on shore.
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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
I was very sad this morning when my son asked: "Can I have a bookmark?" He is 10 and still doesn't know my name is John.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Did you hear about that guy who used to be addicted to soap? He's clean now.
Swimming with sharks is really expensive. Last time I did it, it cost me an arm and a leg.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
I couldn't believe it when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof. In fact, I was shocked.
Do you know what a sprinter eats before a race? Nothing, they fast.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
I'm so generous that I gave my dead batteries away, free of charge!
Change is hard. Just try to bend a coin and you'll see.
A surgeon told me he puts organs back in upside down. I told him that it wasn't funny, but he laughed and said it was an inside joke.
Two guys stole a calendar. They each got 6 months.
Have you ever wondered why there's a fence around the cemetery? It's because people are dying to get in!
Do you know why you should never trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says to the sandwich: "Sorry, we don’t serve food here."
"I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, they dig…" It might not be a very beautiful poem, but it certainly is very deep.
Do you know why chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they'd be called chicken sedans.
Do you know how to make a Kleenex dance? Just put a little boogie in it!
What did the elephant say when the crocodile bit off his trunk? "It won’t be long now!"
I used to work at a calendar factory, but then I got fired because I took a couple of days off.
The answer is very simple: when it becomes apparent!
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
Don't fart in an Apple Store. They don't have Windows. Plus, there might be lots of iWitnesses.
Do you know what's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer? The space bar. Wizards, on the other hand, are more into software. They love a good spell checker.
Silly puns, corny one-liners, and clever, yet cringe-worthy, jokes. Sometimes, all we need is a good dad joke to burst out laughing and make our day better. Yes, some of these are really bad, but that's why they're funny!
In this gallery, we bring you some of the best dad jokes ever. Ready, set, go!
Dad jokes that are actually funny
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Silly puns, corny one-liners, and clever, yet cringe-worthy, jokes. Sometimes, all we need is a good dad joke to burst out laughing and make our day better. Yes, some of these are really bad, but that's why they're funny!
In this gallery, we bring you some of the best dad jokes ever. Ready, set, go!