The craziest Trump merch on the market -

President Donald Trump made his red ‘Make America Great Again’ hat famous when he wore it throughout his two campaigns. It soon became available to buy in shops—along with pins, posters, badges, and flags bearing the same slogan.

But that was just the start of the Trump souvenirs. Did you know, for instance, that you can also get Trump toilet rolls? And that you can even buy Trump toilet brushes! You can also eat Trump chocolate and snuggle up in Trump blankets. The world has truly gone Trump mad, and love him or hate him—there’s no denying that he is everywhere.

So, to see some of the craziest Trump merch on the market, click on.

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Toilet bush -

While a lot of the Trump merch out there is for the die-hard fans, this one is for those who would rather clean their toilet with him. So, if you think Trump’s policies stink, this could be perfect for you. And using the orange brush as his hair... Genius! 

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Chocolate bar -

Trump definitely thinks he’s good enough to eat, and so do his voters. Well, now it can be put to the test with the Trump chocolate bar. Will it leave you wanting more or will it leave you feeling a little bit sick? 

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Coaster -

Where better to rest your drink than on Trump’s face? And in case seeing the president staring up at you from the bottom of your glass wasn’t appealing enough, this one comes with a comb and stuck-on hair to capture Trump’s famous wind-swept moments. 

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Toilet roll -

This is another one for the haters and it needs little explanation. So, if you want to flush the president’s policies down the toilet, then you can choose from a range of different Trump faces to look at while you’re in the bathroom. 

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Blanket -

Dream of getting cozy with Mr. Trump? Jealous of the time Melania gets to spend with him? Well, now you can buy the next best thing! This fleecy blanket is the ultimate snuggle companion if the president happens to be your heartthrob. 

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Teddy bear -

The Teddy Bear was invented in honor of the 26th president of the United States, Theodore Roosevelt. So, it makes sense to have one for the 47th (and 45th) too. Whether you choose to also cuddle up to it at night, however, is a different matter. 

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Shoes -

This merch comes straight from Trump himself. The President actually released a line of his own gold sneakers at SneakerCon Philadelphia in 2024. The Never Surrender High-Tops are emblazoned with his trademark ‘T’ and the limited 1,000 pairs went on sale for US$399, although an autographed pair has since sold for $9000.

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Socks -

The perfect accompaniment to the Trump High-Tops, these comical socks come complete with red and white American stars. Perfect for anyone who wants to follow in the president's footsteps. 

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Soap -

Ever wondered what the president smells like? Well, wonder no more because you can now buy Trump soap! Whether you think the president is squeaky clean, or feel like his policies need cleaning up, the Trump soap should do the trick. 

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Baby clothes -

Well, they say to start them young and you don't get much younger than this. Remember the infamous Trump Baby Blimp? Well, this is slightly less imposing than a six-meter (20-foot) inflatable, but just as surprising. 

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Dog sweaters -

Can dogs vote? Well, it looks like this one at least tried. This Republican campaign is a true family affair, and that includes the pets (who clearly got the dress code memo). Has Trump signed any executive orders about dogs recently?

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Children’s puzzle book -

A lot of people are puzzled by Trump’s policies, so the kids might have a better idea of what’s going on than everybody else if they start with the president’s puzzle and trivia book. Maybe they should make one for adults too. 

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Russian doll -

Also known as stacking or nesting dolls, this wooden toy traditionally depicts a babushka or Russian grandma, but can now be bought in all sorts of designs. So, if you want Trump upon Trump upon Trump, then look no further. 

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Mug -

Sticking with the Russian theme, it’s not just Trump who is pasted on every possible souvenir. This mug shows Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin going head to head. It gives new meaning to, “What’s the tea?”.

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Snow globe -

You know when you’re listening to Trump and you just think, “I wish I could shake him”? Well, now you can! Trump snow globes presumably also make a great Christmas gift for Trump fans. 

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Peppermints -

Pucker up for the president! With these Trump-themed peppermints, you can be both patriotic and minty fresh at all times. Ideal for supporters shouting "Make America Great Again" at a Trump rally.

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Jewelry -

Jewelry might be a bit of a stretch when describing these glitzy accessories. But from necklaces to pins, phone charms, and everything bejeweled and in between—whatever your accessory of choice is, you can ‘Trumpify’ it and make it sparkle. 

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Mask -

Ever wondered what it would be like to be the president? Now you can find out thanks to the many different Trump masks on the market, from plain cardboard cutouts to these scary plastic masks that cover your whole head (and are presumably very popular at Halloween!).

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Action figure -

Move over Action Man, because now you can get your very own Donald Trump action figure! Complete with 17 phrases, the doll also has a “Try Me” feature on the back. Now, that’s just asking for trouble. 

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Gold statue -

In February 2025, Trump shared an AI-generated video showcasing his vision for Gaza on his Truth Social platform. It featured an enormous gold statue of himself, and this bizarre souvenir just about captures how strange that video was. 

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Life-size cutout -

When a little statue or key chain just isn’t enough, you can opt for a life-size cutout of the president instead. Maybe just warn your guests before they come over as it may give them a bit of a shock! Although, by the looks of it, it’s not selling very well...

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Christmas pin -

Nothing says Christmas in a Republican's house quite like a pin with well wishes from the president and the first lady. Dressed in their festive best, Trump and Melania are poised and ready to be pinned straight onto your favorite Christmas sweater. 

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Stickers -

Some Trump souvenirs peak in sales whenever Trump goes to court (which is rather often). In 2024, for example, as the president went on trial in New York, these stickers went straight on the market. So, whether you’re campaigning for him to go down or to be set free, there's always plenty of merch available. 

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Guitar -

You could also use Trump stickers to decorate things like your guitar, or you could go one step further and actually buy a guitar with Trump already painted on it! Featuring Trump’s signature fist pump, it even comes signed by the artist.

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Calendar -

Can’t get enough of Trump? Then how about having one of him for every month of the year! That’s right, you can get a Donald Trump calendar—perfect for noting down when his many (many) new laws and executive orders come into effect. 

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T-shirt -

T-shirts featuring Trump come in endless designs. From free ones that you can order from designated websites for supporters, to comical ones, and very unflattering ones you can find available at souvenir shops all around the world. 

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Subway pass -

We can’t imagine Donald Trump ever riding the subway, but if you don’t happen to have a private driver like the president does, then you can pop your pass in this Trump-themed case for a not-so-similar experience.

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Sew-on patch -

In Season 17 of ‘Family Guy,' episode 11 was called ‘Trump Guy’ and the cartoon Trump looked just like this sew-on patch. Complete with some of the president’s favorite catchphrases, this will really let people know how you feel about him. 

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Keychain -

Bring Trump home with you every day with a novelty Trump keychain. There are endless options to choose from and the 3D Trump head is one of the funniest. Think of Trump as a character in ‘The Simpsons’ and this is pretty much what you get.

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The Trump-o-ganda never ends -

And so the list goes on. You can also buy prayer candles, glasses, bumper stickers, magnets, wigs... You name it, it’s available online. So, whether you want to show your support for Trump—or clean your toilet with him, the merch is ready and waiting.

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See also: The most outrageous scandals of Donald Trump's political career

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