Why Australia doesn't exist according to flat-Earthers

Been to Australia? Wrong! - "If you think you've been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality have only flown to islands close nearby - or in some cases South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians" the Facebook page tells its followers.

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Australian “codger” conspiracy - "The concept of the elderly Australian “codger” was one of the most pivotal details in the early marketing strategy of Australia. Formulated by social scientist Bruce Phillip Codgerson" Flat-Earthers say. There is no real person named Bruce Phillip Codgerson, unfortunately.

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"Perfect beacon for the uneducated believer" - "The idea of a loveable, traditional gentleman with an appetite for “schooners” ( a make-believe measure of alcohol created to add depth to Australia’s metric system) served as the perfect beacon for the uneducated believer." Flat-Earthers say. This is not a satirical group.

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"Mythical bloke" - "Sucked in by the antics of the mythical “bloke” many were fooled but we will not rest until this lie is exposed. Please, please share this, AUSTRALIA DOES NOT EXIST!!!!" Flat-Earthers claim.

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Insults flat-Earthers give us: "Globehead" - If you believe the Earth is round, flat-Earthers call you a "Globehead".

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Vegemite hoax - "Have you ever had vegemite? The supposed export of “Australia” was circulated by the Guamanian government to correlate with the idea that Australians had a salt rich diet due to their regular intake of kangaroo and platypus" reads a flat-Earther post.

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Compelling? - The reality is most non-Aussies haven't eaten Vegemite, which makes this more of a compelling argument than it should be.

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"Roundtards" - Another tag line flat-Earthers like to use is "Try to explain this roundtards!"

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Australian names are too ridiculous too exist - "Do you people seriously think this so called 'country' exists?? Look at some of the names of these terrible made up cities. Toowoomba, Townsville (LOL!), Victoria, Queensland our favourite, Kalgoorlie-Boulder" protest Flat-Earthers. Well, you got us there, mate.

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"ImpossiBALL" - One of their snappy catch phrases is "ImpossiBALL" which is also the name of a flat-Earth documentary with over 750,000 views on YouTube.

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Does Australia exist: No or Definitely not? - Flat-Earthers posted a poll on whether people thought Australia existed with two choices: 'No' or 'Definitely not'. After 1,600 votes, 'Definately no' won 79% to 21%. Most people who took the poll, however, didn't appear to take it seriously.

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Ozzy Man Reviews beef -

Australia hoax believers are beefing with Ozzy Man Reviews, a YouTube channel where an Aussie man narrates viral videos, swearing profusely.

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"Enough is enough" -

Ozzy Man Reviews released a video attempting to dispel the myth that Australia doesn't exist.

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Flat-Earthers clap back -

"Ozzy Man Reviews is a paid shill, who's sole purpose is to mislead the masses into thinking Australians actually exist! How else do you think someone so unfunny, and so poor at a highly exaggerated 'australian' accent who promotes scammy pay to play apps on his propaganda videos could be so popular?" Flat-Earth Believers posted on April 27 of this year.

(Photo: Flickr/CC by 2.0)

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Australian flat-Earthers left out -

One person commenting on the feud said "I'm a flat Earther but I'm an Australian so...I'm confused." To which a man responded "Your not confused your simply stupid". But she had a come back for him: "Australia exists and the earth is flat, that's not stupid at all".

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Australia's own flat-Earthers - There was an attempt to have a flat-Earth convention in Sydney, in March 2018.

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Devastating ending - But the meeting that would have happened in Darling Park collapsed after the two friends organizing the event had a falling out and allegedly made death threats against each other. There was even a reported arson attempt.

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The enemy is not Muslims, Christians or Jewdaism... - The page posted a meme saying The enemy is not Muslims, Christians or Jewdaism or Atheism. It's Australia." Again, this is not a satire page people.

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New Zealand? - Some people have attempted to probe what flat-Earther's believe about New Zealand, to little avail.

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Flat-Earther's Facebook profile picture includes Australia - Other people still have attempted to point out that even the Flat-Earth Believer's own Facebook profile picture includes Australia. But maybe there really is no reasoning with them.

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Hoax worked on in Guam - Part of the conspiracy theory is that the fake Australian landscape was developed in a Guam government facility.

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Guam - The irony here of course, is that flat-Earthers are willing to believe the tiny island of Guam, controlled by the U.S., in Micronesia with a population of 162,742 is real. But they're not willing to believe Australia is real.

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Middle Earth, Narnia, Westeros, Australia - "What's your favourite fictional country?" Flat-Earth Believers ask, before listing Middle Earth, Narnia, Westeros and Australia. If only they knew where 'Lord of the Rings' was filmed.

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Other things flat-Earthers think is fake - Flat-Earthers also think rapper Post Malone, the moon landing and satellites are fake.

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Australia is a hoax - Here's an excerpt from Flat Earth Believers' Facebook page: "Have you ever been to Australia? It's a hoax, made for us to believe Britain moved criminals to someplace.

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Clouds? - Perhaps flat-earthers struggle to acknowledge that types of clouds, like Cirrus clouds and a Cumulus clouds, form distinct shapes at either day or night.

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