Your name poses a dilemma,
'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma.
Maybe the actor Richard Crenna
(he played the commanding officer in 'Rambo')."
Your love is like a giant pigeon
Cr*pping on my heart."
and the milk is getting sour.
But to me it is not scary,
'cause I stay away from dairy."
swinging on a nose hair,
swinging with the greatest of ease..."
and a smile so bewitchin'.
How was I supposed to know
that my mom was dead in the kitchen?"
Somebody named Geller and somebody else named Bing!"
It's a place I've never seen.
But I'm told for 50 pesos,
You can buy a human spleen,
Human spleen."
are resting in a little yellow jar.
And sometimes, when it's breezy,
I feel a little sneezy, and now I—"
When you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But don't.
'Cause that's another thing
That you don't wanna do."
but she just stayed and stayed.
That's right, I'm here all night,
and Chandler will never get l-aid."
As long as you have brainwaves
I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day,
there's something I have got to say—"
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
You're all invited to bite me!"
Those are the 66 colors of my bedroom."
Crazy underwear, always in a rut.
Crazy underwear...."
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of cr*p.
He said, 'All you need is to write them a song.'
Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along.
So don't sing along.
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah.
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross.
And please tell Joey Christmas will be snowy.
And Rachel and Chandler, [mumbles the rest of the line]."
She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died and some day you will too."
parading down the street.
Parading, goats are parading;
leaving little treats."
said, "I'll do what I can,"
and the rest of the rats played maracas."
Down at the heel, holes in the toes, don't care what people say.
My feet's best friends, pals to the end, with them I'm one hot chicky.
Though late one night, not much light,
I stepped in something icky.
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile.
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time I'll avoid the pile."
I don't need your charity."
How'd you wind up there?
You are a mystery,
Little black curly hair!"
And a guy, let's call him Neil
Now I can't stress this point too strongly...
This story isn't real.
Now our Neil must decide
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly?
Or will it be the one who we'll call... Loolie?
He must decide, he must decide,
even though I made him up, he must decide!"
the woman smelled like garbage.
Everyone!
It wasn't just that she was fat,
the woman smelled like garbage."
and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why,
and you cry and you cry and you cry."
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
as needed."
"The food here at Javu will kill you!
The food here at Javu will kill you!"
"Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
It may not be a bed of roses.
And you're no friend to those with noses."
In nine months will you come greet us?
I will... buy you some Adidas.
One of them won't do it, but the second one will set you free.
Tell all your hate and anger it's time to say goodbye,
And that is just what I will do, as soon as those ba*****s I work for die!"
"Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers."
'Friends' offered various characters to love, but none was more out there than Phoebe Buffay. From her style choices to her music, Phoebe was true to herself and her own vision. And what better day to celebrate this hilarious character than through song? So click through the gallery to see the best Phoebe Buffay song lyrics throughout the series!
The best of Phoebe Buffay in song
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'Friends' offered various characters to love, but none was more "out there" than Phoebe Buffay. From her style choices to her music, Phoebe was true to herself and her own vision. And what better day to celebrate this hilarious character than through song? So click through the gallery to see the best Phoebe Buffay song lyrics throughout the series!