Celebrity drunk tweets that will brighten up your day

Celebrity drunk tweets that will brighten up your day - Humans are flawed beings, particularly around Happy Hour, and especially if you've got a huge reputation at stake. Check out this gallery to see the hilarious result of what happens when alcohol intercepts celebrities' direct lines to their fans.

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Katy Perry - The most popular Twitter user went a little crazy with the eggnog when she tweeted, “Damn, it's hard to wrap presents when you're drunk. cc @santa”

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Patton Oswalt -

The actor channeled every drunk person who ever got kicked out of a karaoke bar when he tweeted, "Got threwed outa #StarWarss #afterparty sorry I like singing so much im at in front of a pizza store com pick me Up #dlandspeeder." Drunk food heals all.

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Amy Schumer - Schumer always has great comebacks, as exemplified in this tweet, "wine guy at coppola, 'are you sure you want another glass of wine'
me 'yes I'm drinking for 2.'"

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Jenny Slate - The actor tweeted, "Guy in bagel place asked if I was drunk. I honestly am not sure?"

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Donald Trump - The former President tweeted, “Who can figure out the true meaning of ‘covfefe’ ??? Enjoy!” in reference to one of his funniest gaffes. The key factor here is that it was sent at 3:09 am. Could it be?

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Leslie Jones - The comedian was very honest when she wrote, "I'm drunk and I want to have sex right now!! Dammit !!"

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Aziz Ansari - In what is quite possibly one of the best things to ever come out of alcohol, the actor tweeted, "Woops. Got wasted last night and drunk texted $15,000 in donations to Haiti relief efforts."

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Busy Philipps - The actor tweeted what a lot of us think when we've passed the threshold, "Sooooo drunk!!!! Don't judge!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Kelly Clarkson - "Slammed finger n car door, no pain meds around so had to start drinking wine @ 11am. Not a great start 2 the day but thank you God for wine!" the singer wrote.

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Amy Schumer - The hilarious star tweeted a sneak peek at her upcoming film, "'Drunk on a Plane' movie about me right now, no Samuel L in sight." Out in theaters soon!

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Anna Kendrick - The actor tweeted astutely about "That bottle of wine that you have in case of a 'special occasion' and how 7pm starts to feel real 'special' when you got no other booze."

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Kim Kardashian - The most famous Kardashian was thinking ahead when she tweeted, "The festivities have started!!!! One white russian coming up! Hmmm who can I drunk dial tonight?"

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Mindy Kaling - The actor wrote, "I try to be drunk and serene." Don't we all?

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Chrissy Teigen - The model wrote, “I am at my most annoying on white wine” and added a screenshot of her texts to her husband John Legend: “All of our electronics outb. Cable boxes and internet. Helps. Like all blank. Where is the whatever box. I have no pants on.”

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Sarah Hyland - The baby-faced actor educated the world on how to travel like a pro when she wrote, "I feel like the only way to fly is to fly after you've had about 4 glasses of wine. #buzzedtweets"

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Sarah Hyland - She also blessed Twitter with a fantastic image: "Ya know..... Just day drinkin wine on my way back to LA watching How to be Single. And bawling my eyes out. You're welcome for the visual."

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Blake Shelton - In one of the singer's funniest tweets he wrote, "I'm still so drunk right now I just dialed 911 and shouted 'Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that?!!!!'"

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Sam Smith - In one of the most self-explanatory and honest messages, all the singer had to write was, "Drunk tweeting." Mic drop.

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Jessica Biel - The actor showed the world drunk thoughts at their finest when she tweeted, "When sightseeing all I want is a tray that hangs from my neck with a hot dog and a white wine spritzer on it. Is that too much to ask?" Not at all!

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Chris Pratt - The actor was a little confused when he drunkenly announced, "Hey guys I think I'm doing a REDDIT AMA tomorrow. Am I? I'm on a plane right now. And I can tweet. And rink tequila. Yes! godBlessPlanes"

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Chrissy Teigen - The Twitter queen wrote, "hi Houston, New Yorker here, it's actually pronounced house-ton I'm drunk."

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Kim Kardashian - So it wasn't Kim that was drunk, but she ratted out her sister when she tweeted, "[Kourtney] threw up in her bed 4 times and slept in it." Ah, the glamorous lives of the Kardashians!

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Sean Combs - No one believed Diddy when he tweeted, "i promise yall im not drunk... but i wanna tell yall something.... I LOVE YALL!!! LOL LOL!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

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Anna Kendrick - She also tweeted a great idea for a drinking game, "Wine + Emmys= I've learned which male celebs my gay guy friends would bone. And also my straight guys friends 'if they had to.'"

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Mae Whitman - The actor confessed, "I know ultimately I'm #blessed that for some reason I am not susceptible at all to red wine mouth but sometimes it makes me feel left out."

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B.J. Novak - The actor tweeted, "The next time a waiter asks me to taste the wine I am going to do a spit take that makes the whole restaurant turn around."

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Retta - The comedian was excited, but also well aware of her problem when she wrote, "Um, peachy white wine sangria @GansevoortPark hotel restaurant FOR. THE. WIN! #BuzzedAndLikingIt I drink too much.”

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Olivia Munn - Someone tweeted about how hilarious the actor's appearance was on 'Sunday Brunch,' and she replied, “Nott drunk on air, that was the drinking... OFF air, the drinks are now catching up to me.” On-air drinking is a recipe for disaster.

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Ricky Gervais - The comedian tweeted a ghastly photo of himself and Russell Crowe, both bleary-eyed and not looking at the camera, and wrote, “Who am I getting drunk with at the moment?” Was he too drunk to actually know?

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Rihanna -

"I officially lost my liver last night!!!" the singer tweeted. Everyone's been there.

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