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Olivia Wilde -

Olivia Wilde would rival Chrissy Teigen for the role of Queen of the Mom tweets. "Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face." 

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Kristen Bell -

This is what real love looks like: "I’d like to publicly thank my husband [Dax Shepard] for changing half the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day…" 

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Ryan Reynolds - All parents can relate to this one: "Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering, 'I can't do this.'"

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Chrissy Teigen -

Chrissy Teigen was getting mom-shamed for going out for dinner while she had a newborn baby. Twitter users kept trying to guilt her and ask her how the baby was. She simply tweeted, "I dunno [sic] I can't find her." 

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Busy Philipps - Serious inequality at the Philipps household: "My daughter & I accidentally busted in on my husband in the bathroom & he got mad which is funny since I HAVEN'T PEED ALONE IN 7 YEARS."

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Dax Shepard -

Dax Shepard is #dadbeast on Twitter. Here's why: "There are men who have scaled Everest who wouldn't dare to travel with two kids under 3." 

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Christina Applegate -

Christina Applegate keeps it a little too real: "Wonder if the teacher at the kid's school knew I hadn't showered for a couple days at pick up. Sure the car smelled lovely #dontcareimgross." 

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Adam Scott - Every parent can relate to this one from Adam Scott: "Thinking about telling my kids Santa doesn't exist so I can get credit for some of this sh**."

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Kristen Bell - This what they don't warn you about: "When can I expect to stop having avocado under my fingernails at all times? When they go to college?"

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Lin-Manuel Miranda - The star and creator of 'Hamilton' had this to say about his 12-week-old baby, "12 weeks old: when your kid is young enough to fall asleep on your chest yet long enough to kick you in the nuts at the same time."

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Nicole Polizzi (Snooki) -

The joys of breastfeeding: "To my fellow BF moms - do you ever forget your pump & have to manually pump yourself?! I just did." 

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Ryan Reynolds -

Ryan Reynolds extolling the joys of  fatherhood: "Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course." 

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Carrie Underwood - Country singer Carrie Underwood had this revelation: "It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish..."

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Chrissy Teigen -

Big mistake: "I told Luna to 'stop it' ONCE, months ago and now when she’s doing something she knows is wrong she screams DONT TELL ME TO STOP IT before I even say a word. As soon as it came out of my mouth I knew it would end me." 

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Jimmy Kimmel -

Jimmy Kimmel was getting some weird vibes from his little girl: "Fairly sure my new baby daughter is plotting something." 

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Olivia Wilde -

Olivia Wilde has the perfect method of contraception: "If you're worried about your teenagers procreating, put them on a 6 hour flight with our kid. Scared Celibate. Guaranteed."

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Melissa Rycroft -

From professional cheerleading to a life of glamor: "I have to say, being a mother of 3, I don't judge anyone who pees on themselves..."

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Neil Patrick Harris - Neil Patrick Harris tweeted this along with a photo of his toddler holding a broom on Christmas morning: "Up until 2am constructing a table with wooden trains for Gideon and all he wants to do is play with a broom. #MerryXmas"

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Jenna von Oy -

We've all gotta eat: "It's sad when the only travel snack you can find in your bag is your kids' God-knows-how-old, half-licked Cheerios. And you eat them anyway."

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Joel McHale -

Kids say the darndest things: "My kid changed the Lego Movie song from 'Everything is awesome when you're part of a team' to 'Everything is awesome when you're not dying.'"

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Alyson Hannigan -

This one really hits home: "I’d like to change the superpower I would like to have to the ability to clean up my house faster than my kids can mess it up. Thank you."

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Busy Philipps -

Who needs pine fresh when you've got this: "I think that when you have small kids, you just have to be ok with the fact that your car will always smell like slightly rotten apples."

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Jim Gaffigan - This comedian and father of four shared his experience: "If you want to know what it’s like to have a 4th kid. Just imagine you are drowning and someone hands you a 4th kid."

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Sindhu Vee -

Comedian Sindhu Vee is inspired by her children: "Lord grant me the unflagging perseverance that #kid3 has every morning when she asks me 'are you absolutely sure I have to go to school today?'"

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Taye Diggs -

An excellent question from actor Taye Diggs: "How come my 3 year old son knows every species and genus of dinosaur and I can't even remember my home phone number?"

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Alyssa Milano - "My 4 year old son just said to me, 'Mom, you should never trust farts.'" To be fair, he's probably right.

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Conan O'Brien - A parenting tip from Conan O'Brien: "Buying your kid a goldfish is a great way to teach them about responsibility for 24-36 hours."

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Andy Richter -

Comedian Andy Richter is looking to the future: "Pretty sure that my deathbed scenario will just be me & my kids taking turns telling each other to get off our phones"

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What next? - Find out which celebrity parents were blessed with twins! Twice the fun, twice the struggle.

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