Chuck Norris is an American actor, martial artist, and internet legend. His unbeatable toughness has been immortalized by a series of jokes and memes that never fail to get a laugh. If someone tells a Chuck Norris joke in the woods and he's not around to hear it, will that person still die at his hands? Of course. Chuck Norris hears everything.
In celebration of his long career and superhuman fighting skills, here is a list of the top 40 Chuck Norris jokes that will give you a roundhouse kick to the stomach.