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Kristen Bell
- "I'd like to publicly thank my husband for changing half of the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day."
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Will Ferrell
- "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."
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Katy Perry
- “First and foremost, self-love, and then give love away.”
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Justin Timberlake
- "We have a couple of rules in our relationship. The first rule is that I make her feel like she's getting everything. The second rule is that I actually do let her have her own way in everything. And, so far, it's working."
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Ryan Reynolds
- "I'm just a diaper-changing facility hooked up to a life-support system, but my wife, she's breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She a human Denny's all day long."
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Cher
- “A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.”
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Cate Blanchett
- “Someone once said to me, and I think it's quite true, that if your bodies actually fit together when you're sleeping in bed—I'm not going to get into too much detail—you're in good stead. When you can spoon with someone, then you're OK. Because you might not vote the same way, you might not have the same politics, but sometimes that works for people."
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg (1933-2020)
- "In every good marriage, it pays sometimes to be a little deaf."
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Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962)
- “Experts on romance say for a happy marriage there has to be more than a passionate love. For a lasting union, they insist, there must be a genuine liking for each other. Which, in my book, is a good definition for friendship.”
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Julie Andrews
- "Marriage is like a graph–it has its ups and downs and as long as things bounce back up again, you’ve got a good marriage. If it heads straight down, then you’ve got some problems!"
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Joan Rivers (1933-2014)
- “When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now…once he opened the car door for me in the last four years—we were on the freeway at the time.”
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Conan O'Brien
- "Just found out the wife is writing a book about our honeymoon called '50 Shades of Just OK.'"
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Chris Rock
- "Only married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time."
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Elizabeth Taylor (1932-2011)
- "I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed, too–for being married so many times."
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Jim Gaffigan
- "My wife had us register for fine china because you never know when the Pope is going to swing by and want a microwaved hot dog on a US$200 plate."
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Gwyneth Paltrow
- "I asked my dad once 'How did you and mum stay married for 33 years?' And he said, 'Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time.'"
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Richard Pryor (1940-2005)
- "Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings...and lawyers."
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Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
- "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife to marry me."
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Amy Schumer
- “I love love, and I'm very hopeful and was raised on all the fairy tales everyone else had. I just noted that everyone's mom was dead and real princesses get beheaded, so I just have a more realistic take on it."
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David Bowie
- “You would think that a rock star being married to a supermodel would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”
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Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
- “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably, they are both disappointed.”
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Paul Newman (1925-2008)
- “Husbands and wives should have separate interests, cultivate different sets of friends and not impose on the other…You can’t spend a lifetime breathing down each other’s necks.”
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LeAnn Rimes
- "A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked."
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Zsa Zsa Gabor (1917-2016)
- "Husbands are like fires. They go out when left unattended."
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Catherine Zeta-Jones
- "For marriage to be a success, every woman should have their own bathroom. The end."
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Mae West (1893-1980)
- "Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one." Sources: (Glamour) (Good Housekeeping) (Everything Zoomer) (PureWow)
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Kristen Bell
- "I'd like to publicly thank my husband for changing half of the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day."
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Will Ferrell
- "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."
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2 / 27 Fotos
Katy Perry
- “First and foremost, self-love, and then give love away.”
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3 / 27 Fotos
Justin Timberlake
- "We have a couple of rules in our relationship. The first rule is that I make her feel like she's getting everything. The second rule is that I actually do let her have her own way in everything. And, so far, it's working."
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4 / 27 Fotos
Ryan Reynolds
- "I'm just a diaper-changing facility hooked up to a life-support system, but my wife, she's breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She a human Denny's all day long."
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5 / 27 Fotos
Cher
- “A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.”
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6 / 27 Fotos
Cate Blanchett
- “Someone once said to me, and I think it's quite true, that if your bodies actually fit together when you're sleeping in bed—I'm not going to get into too much detail—you're in good stead. When you can spoon with someone, then you're OK. Because you might not vote the same way, you might not have the same politics, but sometimes that works for people."
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7 / 27 Fotos
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (1933-2020)
- "In every good marriage, it pays sometimes to be a little deaf."
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8 / 27 Fotos
Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962)
- “Experts on romance say for a happy marriage there has to be more than a passionate love. For a lasting union, they insist, there must be a genuine liking for each other. Which, in my book, is a good definition for friendship.”
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9 / 27 Fotos
Julie Andrews
- "Marriage is like a graph–it has its ups and downs and as long as things bounce back up again, you’ve got a good marriage. If it heads straight down, then you’ve got some problems!"
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Joan Rivers (1933-2014)
- “When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now…once he opened the car door for me in the last four years—we were on the freeway at the time.”
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11 / 27 Fotos
Conan O'Brien
- "Just found out the wife is writing a book about our honeymoon called '50 Shades of Just OK.'"
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12 / 27 Fotos
Chris Rock
- "Only married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time."
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13 / 27 Fotos
Elizabeth Taylor (1932-2011)
- "I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed, too–for being married so many times."
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14 / 27 Fotos
Jim Gaffigan
- "My wife had us register for fine china because you never know when the Pope is going to swing by and want a microwaved hot dog on a US$200 plate."
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15 / 27 Fotos
Gwyneth Paltrow
- "I asked my dad once 'How did you and mum stay married for 33 years?' And he said, 'Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time.'"
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16 / 27 Fotos
Richard Pryor (1940-2005)
- "Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings...and lawyers."
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17 / 27 Fotos
Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
- "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife to marry me."
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18 / 27 Fotos
Amy Schumer
- “I love love, and I'm very hopeful and was raised on all the fairy tales everyone else had. I just noted that everyone's mom was dead and real princesses get beheaded, so I just have a more realistic take on it."
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David Bowie
- “You would think that a rock star being married to a supermodel would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”
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Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
- “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably, they are both disappointed.”
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Paul Newman (1925-2008)
- “Husbands and wives should have separate interests, cultivate different sets of friends and not impose on the other…You can’t spend a lifetime breathing down each other’s necks.”
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22 / 27 Fotos
LeAnn Rimes
- "A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked."
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23 / 27 Fotos
Zsa Zsa Gabor (1917-2016)
- "Husbands are like fires. They go out when left unattended."
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24 / 27 Fotos
Catherine Zeta-Jones
- "For marriage to be a success, every woman should have their own bathroom. The end."
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Mae West (1893-1980)
- "Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one." Sources: (Glamour) (Good Housekeeping) (Everything Zoomer) (PureWow)
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Celebrity quotes on marriage that will leave you in stitches!
Married life is not easy!
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We all understand that marriage can be quite a struggle. It's challenging to expect one person to predict and meet all your needs. Our expectations for marriage are often quite high, but the reality can be tough. Nevertheless, when it does succeed, it can be incredibly rewarding. The key is to find ways to navigate the difficult times in a relationship and wait for the next high point. With effort, patience, and love, relationships can usually be repaired.
Doing it alone is tough, but the good news is that you're not on your own. Many famous people have gone through, and are still going through, the trials of marriage and have some valuable advice to offer. Even if you don't need assistance, they're sure to provide a good laugh!
Click ahead to see how these celebrities handle their marriages.
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