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Married to a train station - In 2017, a middle-aged Carol Santa Fe married the Santa Fe train station in Southern California, USA, whose real name is apparently Daidra. She says it was the happiest day of their lives.
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Married to a train station - Santa Fe says that she has been in love with the train station since she was nine years old, and says that she “mentally” has sex with the building. She also travels 45 min to visit it every day.
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Married to a Ferris wheel - Linda Ducharme married a carnival ride that she named Bruce, after a 30-year relationship full of ups and downs (literally).
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Married to a Ferris wheel - She reported feeling an incredibly sensual and exhilarating experience after riding the Ferris wheel, adding that there was no going back after that.
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Married to a tree - Emma McCabe found love with a poplar tree named Tim, and claims it’s the best sex she’s ever had. Talk about being one with nature!
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Married to a tree - After a string of bad relationships with human men, she fell head over heels for the tree. It gives new meaning to “tree hugger.”
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Married to a car - Edward Smith claims to have had intercourse with 1,000 cars, but is currently in a relationship with Vanilla the Car, an old VW Beetle.
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Married to a car - After over 1,000 inanimate object partners, he left his old flame, a TV prop helicopter, for the car. They are still happily together.
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Married to an inflatable pool toy - An American man named Mark has 15 partners, and all of them are inflatable pool toys.
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Married to an inflatable pool toy - He's crazy about his inflatable whales and dolphins, but his true love is his wife, an inflatable dragon.
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Married to a smart phone - Los Angeles filmmaker Aaron Chervenak married his smart phone, explaining that he looks to it for solace, to calm him down, to put him to sleep, and to ease his mind.
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Married to a smart phone - He eloped with his phone at the Little Las Vegas Chapel. He reports that his relationship with his phone has been his longest and most fulfilling.
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Married to the Eiffel Tower - Erika Eiffel always loved objects. After falling in love with a F-15 fighter jet at the United States Air Force Academy and getting discharged because of it, she moved on to her real love: the Eiffel Tower.
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Married to the Eiffel Tower - She went through a commitment ceremony to wed the enormous, French structure—which happens to be female.
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Married to the Eiffel Tower - She calls the tower her wife, describing it as amazing and curvy, and claims that she can feel that her love is reciprocated.
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Married to a doll - Davecat married a doll, named Sidore Kuroneko, in 2000, claiming that she provides him with much more than a live human could, namely in terms of quiet.
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Married to a doll - His "mistress," Elena Vostrikova, keeps his wife company while he works, and they all live together in an apartment in Michigan.
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Married to the Berlin Wall - Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer wed the Berlin Wall on her sixth visit in 1979. She says she fell in love when she saw it on TV at age seven.
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Married to the Berlin Wall - When the Berlin wall was brought down 1989, you can imagine how horrified she was. “They mutilated my husband,” she said.
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Married to the Berlin Wall - She eventually shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence, but apparently the Great Wall of China, while attractive, is too thick for her.
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Married to a video game character - A man called Sal9000 married Nene Anegasaki, a character who lives inside of a Nintendo DS video game called 'Love Plus.'
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Married to a video game character - The wedding took place in front of a live audience and was broadcast to a virtual one. The bride (whose console was decorated with white lace) and groom were married by a real human priest.
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Married to 14 objects - Korean-American Maria Yoon was pressured by her father to find a man. She decided to defy him by traveling around the US and marrying someone different in every state.
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Married to 14 objects - In addition to 36 men and two women, she married 14 objects.
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Married to 14 objects - Among the objects, she married a ghost town, lobster trap, the Liberty Bell, a Jesus statue, and the River Gorge Bridge in West Virginia.
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Married to 14 objects - Her marriages took nine years to complete, but she reports that her father never ended up understanding the point she was trying to make.
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Married to a radio - A British woman who goes by the name "Emma," because she wishes to remain anonymous, says she is in love with a hi-fi system which she calls Jake.
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Married to a radio - Jake, she says, is "solid, reliable and beautiful". She repairs him and "makes love" to him on average twice a day.
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Married to a carnival ride - Amy Wolfe Weber married a roller-coaster in Pennsylvania, USA, after falling in love at the age of 13.
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Married to a carnival ride - She rode the roller-coaster 3,000 times before committing to marriage, and reports not feeling jealous about other people riding her husband.
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Married to a carnival ride - She changed her last name to Weber, the name of the manufacturer, and carries spare nuts and bolts from the ride in her pocket.
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Married to a warehouse - A woman named Babylonia Aivaz married a Seattle, USA, warehouse in 2012.
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Married to a warehouse - Before she was able to carry out her wedding, the building was demolished. However, she still went through with the wedding, entering into a lesbian union with the building's rubble.
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Married to a cardboard cutout of Robert Pattinson - Lauren Adkins married a cardboard cutout of Robert Pattinson after her fangirl pleas for his attention went unanswered.
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Married to a cardboard cutout of Robert Pattinson - The two were married in a real Las Vegas ceremony.
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Married to a bridge - Australian woman Jodi Rose married the “sensual” 14th-century French bridge Le Pont du Diable in 2013, after traveling the world and seeing many other bridges.
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Married to a bridge - Mrs. Rose Pont du Diable said she particularly loved that he didn’t tie her down, and that “his being is very present, and I feel at peace in his strong embrace.”
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Married to an iBook - Thirty-five-year-old Bill Rifka claims to be in a committed homosexual relationship with his iBook.
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Married to an iBook - He admits that the temptation to cheat is very strong and that he occasionally flirts with other laptops on eBay.
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Married to a pillow - A 28-year-old Korean man by the name of Lee Jin-gyu married a body pillow with the face of his favorite anime character in a public, church-officiated ceremony.
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Married to a pillow - The groom wore a tux and the pillow wore a picture of the face of popular anime vixen, Fate Testarossa, and a custom wedding gown.
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Married to a pet rock - Jannene Swift married a 50-lb rock in Los Angeles, USA.
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Married to a pet rock - Twenty people attended the ceremony in 1976.
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Married to a steam engine train - Joachim A. is married to a steam locomotive. He claims to love his train like a person in every way possible, and even lusts after it.
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Married to a steam engine train - The repair man admits that his work with technical objects has led to infidelity in the past, namely with cars and radiators, but his love for his train remains strong.
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Married to a cardboard cutout of himself - Reportedly out of a dissatisfaction with reality, 39-year-old Chinese man Liu Ye married a life-size cutout photo of himself wearing a red bridal gown.
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Married to a cardboard cutout of himself - The wedding took place in the square of Guanzhou Village before friends and confused local villagers, and all of the ancient Chinese wedding traditions were honored.
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Married to a chandelier - After changing her name as a commitment to the Statue of Liberty, a woman from England named Amanda Liberty fell in love with a chandelier 57 years her senior.
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Married to a chandelier - It was apparently love at first sight between Liberty and Lumiere, when she saw the chandelier on eBay. “She has such a beautiful shape and I could feel really amazing energy coming from her,” Liberty says.
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Married to a Barbie doll - A 46-year-old Taiwanese man, Chang Hsi-hsum, said he needed to marry a Barbie doll in order to appease the restless spirit of his dead wife.
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Married to a Barbie doll - They were wed in an elaborate ceremony at his local Buddhist temple, and he believes the spirit of his wife, who killed herself 20 years ago, resides in the plastic ultra-American doll.
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Married to a robot - A man named Zoltan proposed to his slim redheaded girlfriend Alice. She had previously dumped him and they got back together. Oh, and she’s a robot...which he built.
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Married to a robot - Classified more specifically as a technosexual, Zoltan explained that he had a fear of intimacy with women, and that “Humans are so biological and messy.” Well, that’s true.
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- The two got a marriage license by lying about her robot nature, but Alice apparently made Zoltan a better human, convincing him to go to church and stop watching porn.
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Married to a train station - In 2017, a middle-aged Carol Santa Fe married the Santa Fe train station in Southern California, USA, whose real name is apparently Daidra. She says it was the happiest day of their lives.
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Married to a train station - Santa Fe says that she has been in love with the train station since she was nine years old, and says that she “mentally” has sex with the building. She also travels 45 min to visit it every day.
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Married to a Ferris wheel - Linda Ducharme married a carnival ride that she named Bruce, after a 30-year relationship full of ups and downs (literally).
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Married to a Ferris wheel - She reported feeling an incredibly sensual and exhilarating experience after riding the Ferris wheel, adding that there was no going back after that.
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Married to a tree - Emma McCabe found love with a poplar tree named Tim, and claims it’s the best sex she’s ever had. Talk about being one with nature!
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Married to a tree - After a string of bad relationships with human men, she fell head over heels for the tree. It gives new meaning to “tree hugger.”
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Married to a car - Edward Smith claims to have had intercourse with 1,000 cars, but is currently in a relationship with Vanilla the Car, an old VW Beetle.
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Married to a car - After over 1,000 inanimate object partners, he left his old flame, a TV prop helicopter, for the car. They are still happily together.
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Married to an inflatable pool toy - An American man named Mark has 15 partners, and all of them are inflatable pool toys.
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Married to an inflatable pool toy - He's crazy about his inflatable whales and dolphins, but his true love is his wife, an inflatable dragon.
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Married to a smart phone - Los Angeles filmmaker Aaron Chervenak married his smart phone, explaining that he looks to it for solace, to calm him down, to put him to sleep, and to ease his mind.
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Married to a smart phone - He eloped with his phone at the Little Las Vegas Chapel. He reports that his relationship with his phone has been his longest and most fulfilling.
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Married to the Eiffel Tower - Erika Eiffel always loved objects. After falling in love with a F-15 fighter jet at the United States Air Force Academy and getting discharged because of it, she moved on to her real love: the Eiffel Tower.
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Married to the Eiffel Tower - She went through a commitment ceremony to wed the enormous, French structure—which happens to be female.
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Married to the Eiffel Tower - She calls the tower her wife, describing it as amazing and curvy, and claims that she can feel that her love is reciprocated.
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Married to a doll - Davecat married a doll, named Sidore Kuroneko, in 2000, claiming that she provides him with much more than a live human could, namely in terms of quiet.
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Married to a doll - His "mistress," Elena Vostrikova, keeps his wife company while he works, and they all live together in an apartment in Michigan.
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Married to the Berlin Wall - Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer wed the Berlin Wall on her sixth visit in 1979. She says she fell in love when she saw it on TV at age seven.
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Married to the Berlin Wall - When the Berlin wall was brought down 1989, you can imagine how horrified she was. “They mutilated my husband,” she said.
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Married to the Berlin Wall - She eventually shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence, but apparently the Great Wall of China, while attractive, is too thick for her.
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Married to a video game character - A man called Sal9000 married Nene Anegasaki, a character who lives inside of a Nintendo DS video game called 'Love Plus.'
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Married to a video game character - The wedding took place in front of a live audience and was broadcast to a virtual one. The bride (whose console was decorated with white lace) and groom were married by a real human priest.
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Married to 14 objects - Korean-American Maria Yoon was pressured by her father to find a man. She decided to defy him by traveling around the US and marrying someone different in every state.
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Married to 14 objects - In addition to 36 men and two women, she married 14 objects.
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Married to 14 objects - Among the objects, she married a ghost town, lobster trap, the Liberty Bell, a Jesus statue, and the River Gorge Bridge in West Virginia.
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Married to 14 objects - Her marriages took nine years to complete, but she reports that her father never ended up understanding the point she was trying to make.
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Married to a radio - A British woman who goes by the name "Emma," because she wishes to remain anonymous, says she is in love with a hi-fi system which she calls Jake.
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Married to a radio - Jake, she says, is "solid, reliable and beautiful". She repairs him and "makes love" to him on average twice a day.
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Married to a carnival ride - Amy Wolfe Weber married a roller-coaster in Pennsylvania, USA, after falling in love at the age of 13.
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Married to a carnival ride - She rode the roller-coaster 3,000 times before committing to marriage, and reports not feeling jealous about other people riding her husband.
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Married to a carnival ride - She changed her last name to Weber, the name of the manufacturer, and carries spare nuts and bolts from the ride in her pocket.
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Married to a warehouse - A woman named Babylonia Aivaz married a Seattle, USA, warehouse in 2012.
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Married to a warehouse - Before she was able to carry out her wedding, the building was demolished. However, she still went through with the wedding, entering into a lesbian union with the building's rubble.
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Married to a cardboard cutout of Robert Pattinson - Lauren Adkins married a cardboard cutout of Robert Pattinson after her fangirl pleas for his attention went unanswered.
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Married to a cardboard cutout of Robert Pattinson - The two were married in a real Las Vegas ceremony.
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Married to a bridge - Australian woman Jodi Rose married the “sensual” 14th-century French bridge Le Pont du Diable in 2013, after traveling the world and seeing many other bridges.
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Married to a bridge - Mrs. Rose Pont du Diable said she particularly loved that he didn’t tie her down, and that “his being is very present, and I feel at peace in his strong embrace.”
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Married to an iBook - Thirty-five-year-old Bill Rifka claims to be in a committed homosexual relationship with his iBook.
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Married to an iBook - He admits that the temptation to cheat is very strong and that he occasionally flirts with other laptops on eBay.
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Married to a pillow - A 28-year-old Korean man by the name of Lee Jin-gyu married a body pillow with the face of his favorite anime character in a public, church-officiated ceremony.
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Married to a pillow - The groom wore a tux and the pillow wore a picture of the face of popular anime vixen, Fate Testarossa, and a custom wedding gown.
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Married to a pet rock - Jannene Swift married a 50-lb rock in Los Angeles, USA.
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Married to a pet rock - Twenty people attended the ceremony in 1976.
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Married to a steam engine train - Joachim A. is married to a steam locomotive. He claims to love his train like a person in every way possible, and even lusts after it.
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Married to a steam engine train - The repair man admits that his work with technical objects has led to infidelity in the past, namely with cars and radiators, but his love for his train remains strong.
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Married to a cardboard cutout of himself - Reportedly out of a dissatisfaction with reality, 39-year-old Chinese man Liu Ye married a life-size cutout photo of himself wearing a red bridal gown.
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Married to a cardboard cutout of himself - The wedding took place in the square of Guanzhou Village before friends and confused local villagers, and all of the ancient Chinese wedding traditions were honored.
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Married to a chandelier - After changing her name as a commitment to the Statue of Liberty, a woman from England named Amanda Liberty fell in love with a chandelier 57 years her senior.
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Married to a chandelier - It was apparently love at first sight between Liberty and Lumiere, when she saw the chandelier on eBay. “She has such a beautiful shape and I could feel really amazing energy coming from her,” Liberty says.
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Married to a Barbie doll - A 46-year-old Taiwanese man, Chang Hsi-hsum, said he needed to marry a Barbie doll in order to appease the restless spirit of his dead wife.
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Married to a Barbie doll - They were wed in an elaborate ceremony at his local Buddhist temple, and he believes the spirit of his wife, who killed herself 20 years ago, resides in the plastic ultra-American doll.
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Married to a robot - A man named Zoltan proposed to his slim redheaded girlfriend Alice. She had previously dumped him and they got back together. Oh, and she’s a robot...which he built.
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Married to a robot - Classified more specifically as a technosexual, Zoltan explained that he had a fear of intimacy with women, and that “Humans are so biological and messy.” Well, that’s true.
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Married to a robot
- The two got a marriage license by lying about her robot nature, but Alice apparently made Zoltan a better human, convincing him to go to church and stop watching porn.
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Unbelievable stories of people who married inanimate objects
Find out how the divorce rate fares between humans and things
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Object sexuality is a phenomenon in which people attribute human qualities, including gender, names, and emotions, to inanimate objects, allowing them to carry out a romantic relationship with them. Click through to see some of the most notorious cases of people who have taken that one step farther and married inanimate objects.
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