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Jack in the box - "Oh. Nice to see you. Wasn't expecting you this early!"

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I believe in angels - "They told me that these wings would make me fly."

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Showing off - "Yes, we can open the presents in a minute. But first, do you want to see how many push-ups I can do?"

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Cool story, bro - "Ahhh, so that's why sharing is a good idea. I've got to be nice all year long. Gotcha."

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Under the tree - "There is no way I'm waiting for dinner."

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Reindeer games - "They left what under the tree?!"

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Snow clone - "Do you think I make a good impressionist? Get me a decent agent for a Christmas present!"

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You're getting sleepy - "Are you trying to hypnotize me into going to sleep? I'm not missing Santa!"

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Sender unknown -

"It doesn't say who it's from!"

"Just open it or we'll be late for the stupid photo shoot!"

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Entranced -

"I hope Santa comes soon, but maybe not until this game is over!"

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Hey, baby - "Santa, it's been too long! Get over here!"

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The commercialization of Christmas - "Well, if you ask me, there is much to be said about the true meaning of Christmas compared to the obvious commercial side. I believe that..."

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Doubting Thomas - "So, if Santa is real, how does he have the time to get down all the chimneys in one night? The math doesn't add up."

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Practice makes perfect - "Hey. I'm just practicing my wave for when Santa gets here. Yes, I hear he appreciates that sort of thing. Most of the kids are just sleeping."

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Santa "Clause" - "He's been asking me to sign a contract before I take the presents to make sure I can't complain!"

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Have yourself a mini little Christmas - "I don't think there's going to be much room under this tree for presents!"

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Santa's on his way - "No, there is definitely someone else waiting for presents with me. I'm just watching his hat for him, not trying to get double the amount of presents or anything, no way!"

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Christmas cracker - "I told you this was a private Christmas party. Don't make me tell you twice."

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Letter to Santa - "You asked for what from Santa?"

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Wake me up before you snow-snow - "Santa's not here yet? I was hoping he'd get here during my nap."

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Blue steel - "Have you guys seen my glamorous hood?"

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Table trick - "You think if I pull the cloth off the table really quickly, all the plates will stay there?"

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Forget-me-not - "Did I remember to lock the front door?"

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Photo ready - "Ok, so I'm going for a semi-dramatic pose in this one... Is it working?"

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Ridin' - "They see me rollin', they hatin'!"

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Carey Christmas! - "Well, they were singing 'All I want for Christmas is You,' weren't they?"

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Precious - "What if I like the ornament better than the present? Can I have that instead?"

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Slumber party - "There is no reason why humans shouldn't be able to hibernate for the winter."

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Crafty -

"So, the way I see it... who's to say I'm not the real Santa? I'm just taking what is rightfully mine!"

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