The phrase “There’s an app for that” used to herald an idyllic image of the future in which all of our needs could be met right at our fingertips. But, with an open market on apps combined with the fact that we are chained to our bizarre and sometimes fearfully small human imaginations, there is a plethora of extremely useless apps that sound like the things you might joke about with friends when you're not totally sober. Some of these apps have, however, raised millions in funding from investors who thought they were capitalizing on the next big idea.
Click through to see the world's weirdest apps that ever made it into people's phones.