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Three wise men -

What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there's myrrh!

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Take your pick -

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!

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Advancing years -

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Their days are numbered!

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Biting cold -

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

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Christmas elf -

What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa's workshop? A rebel without a Claus.

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On the first day of Christmas -

Knock, knock! Who's there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree.

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Travel by reindeer -

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.

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Festive gifts -

How do you know when Santa's around? You can always sense his presents.

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Musical moment -

What's every elf's favorite type of music? Wrap!

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Special delivery -

Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him!

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Chill out -

What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!

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Snow clues -

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? Santa Clues!

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S-elf confidence -

Why are elves such great motivational speakers? They have plenty of elf-confidence.

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Keeping in touch -

How do Christmas trees get their email? They log-on.

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Christmas canine -

What is Santa's dog's name? Santa Paws!

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Don't bank on it -

What did the Christmas tree do after its bank closed? It opened its own branch.

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Xmas biker -

What kind of motorcycle does Santa Claus like to ride? A Holly Davidson!

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Sweet decorations -

What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy? Ornamints.

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A cracking time at Christmas -

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck? A Christmas quacker!

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Christmas night out -

How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out? They spruce up!

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Regional dialect -

What is Santa's first language? North Polish.

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Santa's school of thought -

What was Santa's favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree!

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Going back in time -

What goes "Oh, Oh, Oh"? Father Christmas walking backward!

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Snowball fight -

What kind of ball doesn't bounce? A snowball!

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Root causes -

Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal procedure.

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Christmas mail -

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? Stick with me and we'll go places!

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Seasonal treat -

What do snowmen eat for dessert? Ice Crispies.

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Down on his luck -

What do you call a broke Santa? Saint Nickel-less.

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Points of view -

Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They have too many needles!

Sources: (Good Housekeeping) (Parade)

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