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"My psychiatrist says that I shouldn’t discuss it with strangers" -

A small eye twitch has a significant impact on this matter.

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"It’s too early to tell" -

Squint your eyes and cautiously survey your surroundings, as if you anticipate an unwanted intrusion, a perfect strategy to deploy among bothersome coworkers or during family gatherings.

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"Slowly but surely dying" -

We all are! What could be more humorous than a gentle reminder of our impending mortality? This particular reminder is quite popular at social gatherings.

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"Maybe one day you’ll be lucky enough to find out" -

The simple query they believed they were posing has now become a colossal confidential matter accessible only to the privileged.

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"My lawyer has stated that I don’t have to answer that question" -

The formality of this response is quite surprising and will surely leave them stunned before they burst into laughter.

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"Good question..." -

Consider it briefly, then perhaps even turn and depart. Leave them wondering.

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"What’s with the third degree? You a cop?" -

Best asked in the accent of an Italian mobster henchman.

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"Can’t complain—I’ve tried, but no one listens" -

When conversing with a colleague, it is acceptable to state that this action goes against company regulations.

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"The doctor said I would live" - Inform them that you recently underwent a routine checkup and assure them that everything went well, leading to a predictable expression of concern.

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"How do you want me to be?" -

This option is most effective when delivered in a playful manner, serving as a wonderful icebreaker with a joke (or an immediate spark).

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"Great, but I am totally biased" -

This is likely to impress those who are more intellectually inclined, since it is natural for us to have a biased perspective when evaluating ourselves.

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"How much are you willing to pay me if I tell you?" -

This information holds value and merits proper compensation for you.

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"Word on the street is I’m doing amazing" -

Lean in as if you're about to share some interesting information and after telling them you're doing great, you can add, “But you shouldn’t believe everything you hear.”

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"Hmm, I had vowed to murder the next person who asked me that question" -

Then add, “But...I like you too much so I'll spare you.”

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"Who sent you?!" -

Scan the surroundings cautiously, narrowing your gaze to intensify the impact.

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"It’s a secret" -

It’s childish, sure, but it’s also unexpected enough that it’s certain to get a laugh.

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"I will leave that up to your imagination" -

Confuse others by giving a cheeky wink or raising your eyebrows mischievously.

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"Okay so far, but there’s plenty of time for things to get worse" -

Combining cynicism with a wide grin is guaranteed to induce laughter from others.

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"I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you" -

This response is ideal for avoiding answers to nearly any question you wish to avoid.

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"Oh my god, you can see me?" -

You have several options to choose from, but the more unusual the explanation, the more compelling it becomes, such as "I passed away recently, yet nobody seems to notice my presence anymore..."

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"Amazingly and terrifically dead inside" -

Say it with a wide grin and catch them off guard with the unexpected conclusion.

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"I can’t really complain, but I will still try" -

The person's ability to find amusement in complaining is what truly brings about laughter.

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"You go first. Then we can compare" -

Transforming the typical mundane interaction into an enjoyable game, adding a touch of rivalry, is an excellent approach to infuse it with an invigorating twist.

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"Happy, and I know it (clap your hands)" -

This response is lighthearted and suitable for individuals you may not particularly like, as it will most likely cause them to hum 'If you’re happy and you know it' throughout the day.

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"Much better now that you're here" -

This one might elicit a nervous giggle rather than a laugh, nonetheless, it is still significant.

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"Overworked and underpaid" -

The true humor in this situation is mixed with a painful reality that many can empathize with. If we cannot find amusement in it together, then what else do we possess?

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"If I were any better, I'd be illegal" -

Because it's widely known that some of the most delightful joys in life are often forbidden.

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"Physically? Mentally? Spiritually? Socioeconomically? Financially?" -

Let them pause and deeply reflect on their casually asked question, as there's no comparing the significance of delving into a seemingly ordinary inquiry.

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"Alright, what do you want?" -

This one is best to use with people you are comfortable with, whom you know are asking you as a way to start a conversation to ask for something.

Let´s keep having fun: Hilarious pickup lines that will at least get you a laugh

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