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Alpaca who?
- Knock-knock Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
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Mustache who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
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Orange who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad we're telling jokes?
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Britney Spears who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock-knock. Who's there? Britney Spears. OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN!
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Adorable who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Adorable. Adorable who? A-door-bell don't work, that's why I knocked!
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Owls who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Owls. Owls who? They sure do!
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Tank tank?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome!
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Luke who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out.
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No one who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? No one. No one who? (Remains silent)
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Olive who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your jokes are bad.
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A broken pencil who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless.
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Boo who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
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Tat who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Tat. Tat who? No thanks, I'm afraid of needles.
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Lettuce who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Lettuce! Lettuce who? Lettuce in.
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Spell who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-h-o.
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Oink oink who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Oink oink. Oink oink who? Are you a pig or an owl?
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Yah who?
- Knock-knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? No, I use Google.
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I am who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You don't know who you are?
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Kenya who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya open the door?
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Interrupting cow?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh— MOO!
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Candice who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?
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Butter who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom.
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Kanga who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo.
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Says who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
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Who's there?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.
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Cash who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Nah, but I'll take some almonds if you have them.
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Tennis who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.
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Harry who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's cold outside!
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Water who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing? Just open the door!
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Figs who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken. Sources: (BuzzFeed) (Country Living) See also: These celebrities can't take a joke
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Alpaca who?
- Knock-knock Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
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Mustache who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
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Orange who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad we're telling jokes?
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Britney Spears who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock-knock. Who's there? Britney Spears. OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN!
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Adorable who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Adorable. Adorable who? A-door-bell don't work, that's why I knocked!
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Owls who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Owls. Owls who? They sure do!
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Tank tank?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome!
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Luke who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out.
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No one who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? No one. No one who? (Remains silent)
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Olive who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your jokes are bad.
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A broken pencil who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless.
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11 / 31 Fotos
Boo who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
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Tat who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Tat. Tat who? No thanks, I'm afraid of needles.
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Lettuce who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Lettuce! Lettuce who? Lettuce in.
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Spell who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-h-o.
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15 / 31 Fotos
Oink oink who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Oink oink. Oink oink who? Are you a pig or an owl?
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16 / 31 Fotos
Yah who?
- Knock-knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? No, I use Google.
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I am who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You don't know who you are?
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Kenya who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya open the door?
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Interrupting cow?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh— MOO!
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Candice who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?
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Butter who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom.
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Kanga who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo.
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Says who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
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Who's there?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.
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Cash who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Nah, but I'll take some almonds if you have them.
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26 / 31 Fotos
Tennis who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.
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Harry who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's cold outside!
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Water who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing? Just open the door!
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Figs who?
- Knock-knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken. Sources: (BuzzFeed) (Country Living) See also: These celebrities can't take a joke
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The 30 best knock-knock jokes of all time
These corny puns will knock-knock your socks off
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There's nothing like a classic knock-knock joke. Quick and to the point, these usually innocent set-ups and punchlines have made people laugh for generations. So to make sure you have plenty of humor in your life, or if you're stalled for conversation, try one of these knock-knock jokes out! They will definitely keep you and the adults, teens, and kids around you giggling.
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