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The famous singer went a bit crazy with eggnog and tweeted, "Damn, it's hard to wrap presents when you´re drunk. cc @santa."
The actor channeled every drunk person who ever got kicked out of a karaoke bar when he tweeted, "Got threwed outa #StarWarss #afterparty sorry I like singing so much im at in front of a pizza store com pick me Up #dlandspeeder." Drunk food heals all.
Schumer consistently delivers clever responses, as seen in this tweet: "wine guy at coppola, 'are you sure you want another glass of wine?'
me 'yes, I'm drinking for 2.'"
The actor tweeted, "Guy in bagel place asked if I was drunk. I honestly am not sure?"
The former President tweeted, “Who can figure out the true meaning of ‘covfefe’ ??? Enjoy!” in reference to one of his funniest gaffes. The key factor here is that it was sent at 3:09 am. Could it be?
The comedian openly expressed, "I´m drunk and I want to have sex right now!! Dammit!!"
The actor tweeted, "Oops. Got wasted last night and drunk texted $15,000 in donations to Haiti relief efforts."
The actor shared a relatable sentiment on social media, admitting to being drunk, ¨Sooooo drunk!!! Don´t judge!!!!!!!!!¨
¨Slammed finger n car door, no pain meds around so had to start drinking wine @ 11am. Not a great start 2 the day but thank you God for wine!¨, singer wrote
The funny celebrity shared a preview of her movie, "'Drunk on a Plane' movie about me right now, no Samuel L in sight¨. Out in theaters soon!
The actor made a smart observation on Twitter: ¨That bottle of wine that you have in case of a 'special occasion' and how 7pm starts to feel real 'special' when you got no other booze¨.
The well-known Kardashian had forethought while tweeting, stating, "The celebrations have commenced!!!! One white russian on its way! Hmmm who shall I call under the influence tonight?"
The actor expressed, "I try to be drunk and serene" Don't we all?
The model stated, "I am at my most annoying on white wine" and shared a screenshot of her texts to her husband John Legend: "All of our electronics outb. Cable boxes and internet. Helps. Like all blank. Where is the whatever box. I have no pants on."
The baby-faced actor educated the world on how to travel like a pro when she wrote, "I feel like the only way to fly is to fly after you've had about 4 glasses of wine. #buzzedtweets"
She also shared a wonderful picture on Twitter, saying: "Ya know..... Just day drinking wine on my way back to LA watching How to be Single. And bawling my eyes out. You're welcome for the visual."
In one of the singer's funniest tweets he wrote, "I'm still so drunk right now I just dialed 911 and shouted 'Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that?!!!!'"
In a straightforward and sincere message, the singer simply stated, "Drunk tweeting." Mic drop.
The actor showed the world drunk thoughts at their finest when she tweeted, "When sightseeing all I want is a tray that hangs from my neck with a hot dog and a white wine spritzer on it. Is that too much to ask?" Not at all!
The actor was a little confused when he drunkenly announced, "Hey guys I think I'm doing a REDDIT AMA tomorrow. Am I? I'm on a plane right now. And I can tweet. And rink tequila. Yes! godBlessPlanes"
The Twitter queen wrote, "hi Houston, New Yorker here, it's actually pronounced house-ton I'm drunk."
So it wasn't Kim that was drunk, but she ratted out her sister when she tweeted, "[Kourtney] threw up in her bed 4 times and slept in it." Ah, the glamorous lives of the Kardashians!
No one believed Diddy when he tweeted, "i promise yall im not drunk... but i wanna tell yall something.... I LOVE YALL!!! LOL LOL!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
She also tweeted a great idea for a drinking game, "Wine + Emmys= I've learned which male celebs my gay guy friends would bone. And also my straight guys friends 'if they had to.'"
The actor confessed, "I know ultimately I'm #blessed that for some reason I am not susceptible at all to red wine mouth but sometimes it makes me feel left out."
The actor tweeted, "The next time a waiter asks me to taste the wine I am going to do a spit take that makes the whole restaurant turn around."
The comedian was excited, but also well aware of her problem when she wrote, "Um, peachy white wine sangria @GansevoortPark hotel restaurant FOR. THE. WIN! #BuzzedAndLikingIt I drink too much.”
Someone tweeted about how hilarious the actor's appearance was on 'Sunday Brunch,' and she replied, “Nott drunk on air, that was the drinking... OFF air, the drinks are now catching up to me.” On-air drinking is a recipe for disaster.
The comedian shared a disturbing picture on Twitter. It featured himself and Russell Crowe, both appearing tired and not directly facing the camera. He captioned the photo, asking, "Who am I currently getting intoxicated with?" Perhaps he was too inebriated to identify his drinking companion.
"I officially lost my liver last night!!!" the singer tweeted. Everyone's been there
Humans are flawed beings, particularly around happy hour. This becomes particularly interesting when you've got a huge reputation at stake and a phone in your hand!
Check out this gallery to see the hilarious results of what happens when alcohol intercepts celebrities' direct lines to their fans.
The most hilarious celebrity drunk tweets
We've all been there, the difference is that we don't have as many followers
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Humans are flawed beings, particularly around happy hour. This becomes particularly interesting when you've got a huge reputation at stake and a phone in your hand!
Check out this gallery to see the hilarious results of what happens when alcohol intercepts celebrities' direct lines to their fans.