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She has no shame -

The star tweeted, "It honestly doesn’t matter how long something has been sitting out. I’ll eat it."

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Her legendary Oscar outfit reveal -

"When you see me on the red carpet of the Oscars tonight, just know...there’s a burrito in my clutch."

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Romance at its finest - "I’d like to publicly thank my husband [Dax Shepard] for changing half the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day…"

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On her new baby - "My new roommate poops her pants and doesn’t pay rent...basically [Dax Shepard] pre-sobriety :) welcome baby Lincoln."

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The glamorous life she leads -

"Not to brag, but i have THREE different barfs on my shirt. Hows your day?" 

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When she spoke the truth - "Dear iPhone: I am NEVER trying to write 'ducking'. Sincerely, Everyone."

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Serious question - "Are we bringing back jelly sandals this summer or what?"

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Always be prepared for Oprah - "Last night in my dream Oprah asked me why we aren’t best friends. I didn’t have an answer for her."

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The way she referred to her pregnancy - "RE: my breeding -thank you sincerely for all the congrats and well wishes. You are all lovely."

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When the paparazzi caught her starting to show - She shared a photo of herself looking particularly youthful and tweeted, "'you look like a fat 3rd grader' - [Dax Shepard]." He replied, "please report back to 3rd grade, where you have clearly escaped from." Aw.

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When Shepard exposed her in a tweet - "[Kristen Bell] holding an oreo in one hand, and hot fudge in other, ‘got to make a concerted effort to lay off sugar this week.’" Don't we all?

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She’s a big fan of ‘Game of Thrones’ -

The star tweeted photos of a Tyrion and an Anna (‘Frozen’) doll in sexually explicit positions and wrote, "Before Jon and Daenerys...there was Anna and Tyrion."

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A true problem solver -

"My kid found a jar of chocolate covered almonds & scattered them across the floor. I did the only logical thing & cleaned* them up.

*ate"

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She envisions a better world - "Things would be so much better if the whole world smelled like a Pier 1."

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The things she muses about -

"I am 99% sure my dog can read lips." 

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They're too cute for words - "Knowing [Dax] always refers to the song 'let it go' as 'let it snow' is reason #54,587,926,682 why I adore him."

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Their honesty is astounding - Shepard tweeted, "I love my wife [Kristen] so much, but if she doesn't divorce me to marry [Donald Glover], I will start to question her intelligence." She replied, "What I love about you honey is that we agree about everything!"

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She raised her kids well - Bell tweeted, "Overheard my daughter tell another kid: ‘If ur parents ever get blown away in the wind, just pick up the phone & call 891.’ #SafetyFirst"

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Even stars struggle - "Come on, child locks. I appreciate all you do but let me in. I really don't wanna have to pee in my shower."

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In case you ever wonder what her life is like - "Don’t worry ‘bout me, guys. Just driving down hollywood blvd BLASTING ace of base."

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Relationship goals -

Shepard tweeted, "I just googled, 'how to get away with killing my husband' on [Kristen's] phone. Just in case. Now there's a record." She replied, "wasn't the first time it's been Googled on my phone."

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She’s candid about their marital concerns - "I told [Dax] he was [too] heavy to lean on me [with his] full weight & he said ‘If i ever get knocked out cold, How are u gonna manage my body?’" Valid question. 

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She isn't afraid to address her breasts - "I really miss my boobs. God bless breastfeeding. #HouseOfLies"

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A supportive wife -

Shepard tweeted, "Should I have my own Judge show? Like Judy? Feels like a good fit," and Bell followed up, "‘How about this for the name of my show: 'Judge: Mental.'’ - [Dax], just now, while brushing his teeth."

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Asking the hard questions - "When can I expect to stop having avocado under my fingernails at all times? When they go to college?"

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When she accidentally called an Uber Pool - She didn’t know Uber had a carpool option, then wrote, "come to think of it, i did press 'pool' but i thought it was a fun summer reference. like how @google changes fonts to celebrate holidays."

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She live-tweeted the whole ride - "No one is talking. this silence is the only thing more awkward than if all of us were talking."

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She live-tweeted the whole ride - "Breaking News: one of them is singing. ‘take my hand, well make it swear. uhhhUUHH! livin on a prayer!’" and then, "He appears to know all the words to the verses as well. pretty impressive."

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She admits her mistakes - When Stephen Colbert tweeted, "I can't believe Disney didn't call it '2 Frozen 2 Flurrious,'" Bell (who voices Anna in the movie) replied, "We blew it, guys."

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Oh there’s more - "Just passed a guy in a bullet proof vest. or half a star wars costume. couldn't tell."

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And one last bit to end with a bang -

"[One] repels bullets, the other repels women. #ZING"

See also: The most epic celebrity clapbacks ever.

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