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She has no shame
- The star tweeted, "It honestly doesn’t matter how long something has been sitting out. I’ll eat it."
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Her legendary Oscar outfit reveal
- "When you see me on the red carpet of the Oscars tonight, just know...there’s a burrito in my clutch."
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Romance at its finest - "I’d like to publicly thank my husband [Dax Shepard] for changing half the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day…"
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On her new baby - "My new roommate poops her pants and doesn’t pay rent...basically [Dax Shepard] pre-sobriety :) welcome baby Lincoln."
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The glamorous life she leads
- "Not to brag, but i have THREE different barfs on my shirt. Hows your day?"
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When she spoke the truth - "Dear iPhone: I am NEVER trying to write 'ducking'. Sincerely, Everyone."
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Serious question - "Are we bringing back jelly sandals this summer or what?"
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Always be prepared for Oprah - "Last night in my dream Oprah asked me why we aren’t best friends. I didn’t have an answer for her."
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The way she referred to her pregnancy - "RE: my breeding -thank you sincerely for all the congrats and well wishes. You are all lovely."
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When the paparazzi caught her starting to show - She shared a photo of herself looking particularly youthful and tweeted, "'you look like a fat 3rd grader' - [Dax Shepard]." He replied, "please report back to 3rd grade, where you have clearly escaped from." Aw.
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When Shepard exposed her in a tweet - "[Kristen Bell] holding an oreo in one hand, and hot fudge in other, ‘got to make a concerted effort to lay off sugar this week.’" Don't we all?
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She’s a big fan of ‘Game of Thrones’
- The star tweeted photos of a Tyrion and an Anna (‘Frozen’) doll in sexually explicit positions and wrote, "Before Jon and Daenerys...there was Anna and Tyrion."
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A true problem solver
- "My kid found a jar of chocolate covered almonds & scattered them across the floor. I did the only logical thing & cleaned* them up. *ate"
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She envisions a better world - "Things would be so much better if the whole world smelled like a Pier 1."
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The things she muses about
- "I am 99% sure my dog can read lips."
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They're too cute for words - "Knowing [Dax] always refers to the song 'let it go' as 'let it snow' is reason #54,587,926,682 why I adore him."
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Their honesty is astounding - Shepard tweeted, "I love my wife [Kristen] so much, but if she doesn't divorce me to marry [Donald Glover], I will start to question her intelligence." She replied, "What I love about you honey is that we agree about everything!"
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She raised her kids well - Bell tweeted, "Overheard my daughter tell another kid: ‘If ur parents ever get blown away in the wind, just pick up the phone & call 891.’ #SafetyFirst"
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Even stars struggle - "Come on, child locks. I appreciate all you do but let me in. I really don't wanna have to pee in my shower."
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In case you ever wonder what her life is like - "Don’t worry ‘bout me, guys. Just driving down hollywood blvd BLASTING ace of base."
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Relationship goals
- Shepard tweeted, "I just googled, 'how to get away with killing my husband' on [Kristen's] phone. Just in case. Now there's a record." She replied, "wasn't the first time it's been Googled on my phone."
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She’s candid about their marital concerns - "I told [Dax] he was [too] heavy to lean on me [with his] full weight & he said ‘If i ever get knocked out cold, How are u gonna manage my body?’" Valid question.
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She isn't afraid to address her breasts - "I really miss my boobs. God bless breastfeeding. #HouseOfLies"
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A supportive wife
- Shepard tweeted, "Should I have my own Judge show? Like Judy? Feels like a good fit," and Bell followed up, "‘How about this for the name of my show: 'Judge: Mental.'’ - [Dax], just now, while brushing his teeth."
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Asking the hard questions - "When can I expect to stop having avocado under my fingernails at all times? When they go to college?"
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When she accidentally called an Uber Pool - She didn’t know Uber had a carpool option, then wrote, "come to think of it, i did press 'pool' but i thought it was a fun summer reference. like how @google changes fonts to celebrate holidays."
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She live-tweeted the whole ride - "No one is talking. this silence is the only thing more awkward than if all of us were talking."
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She live-tweeted the whole ride - "Breaking News: one of them is singing. ‘take my hand, well make it swear. uhhhUUHH! livin on a prayer!’" and then, "He appears to know all the words to the verses as well. pretty impressive."
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She admits her mistakes - When Stephen Colbert tweeted, "I can't believe Disney didn't call it '2 Frozen 2 Flurrious,'" Bell (who voices Anna in the movie) replied, "We blew it, guys."
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Oh there’s more - "Just passed a guy in a bullet proof vest. or half a star wars costume. couldn't tell."
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And one last bit to end with a bang
- "[One] repels bullets, the other repels women. #ZING" See also: The most epic celebrity clapbacks ever
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She has no shame
- The star tweeted, "It honestly doesn’t matter how long something has been sitting out. I’ll eat it."
© Getty Images
1 / 32 Fotos
Her legendary Oscar outfit reveal
- "When you see me on the red carpet of the Oscars tonight, just know...there’s a burrito in my clutch."
© Getty Images
2 / 32 Fotos
Romance at its finest - "I’d like to publicly thank my husband [Dax Shepard] for changing half the diapers in our house. I hope he changes all of mine one day…"
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On her new baby - "My new roommate poops her pants and doesn’t pay rent...basically [Dax Shepard] pre-sobriety :) welcome baby Lincoln."
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4 / 32 Fotos
The glamorous life she leads
- "Not to brag, but i have THREE different barfs on my shirt. Hows your day?"
© Getty Images
5 / 32 Fotos
When she spoke the truth - "Dear iPhone: I am NEVER trying to write 'ducking'. Sincerely, Everyone."
© Getty Images
6 / 32 Fotos
Serious question - "Are we bringing back jelly sandals this summer or what?"
© Getty Images
7 / 32 Fotos
Always be prepared for Oprah - "Last night in my dream Oprah asked me why we aren’t best friends. I didn’t have an answer for her."
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8 / 32 Fotos
The way she referred to her pregnancy - "RE: my breeding -thank you sincerely for all the congrats and well wishes. You are all lovely."
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9 / 32 Fotos
When the paparazzi caught her starting to show - She shared a photo of herself looking particularly youthful and tweeted, "'you look like a fat 3rd grader' - [Dax Shepard]." He replied, "please report back to 3rd grade, where you have clearly escaped from." Aw.
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When Shepard exposed her in a tweet - "[Kristen Bell] holding an oreo in one hand, and hot fudge in other, ‘got to make a concerted effort to lay off sugar this week.’" Don't we all?
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She’s a big fan of ‘Game of Thrones’
- The star tweeted photos of a Tyrion and an Anna (‘Frozen’) doll in sexually explicit positions and wrote, "Before Jon and Daenerys...there was Anna and Tyrion."
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12 / 32 Fotos
A true problem solver
- "My kid found a jar of chocolate covered almonds & scattered them across the floor. I did the only logical thing & cleaned* them up. *ate"
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13 / 32 Fotos
She envisions a better world - "Things would be so much better if the whole world smelled like a Pier 1."
© Getty Images
14 / 32 Fotos
The things she muses about
- "I am 99% sure my dog can read lips."
© Getty Images
15 / 32 Fotos
They're too cute for words - "Knowing [Dax] always refers to the song 'let it go' as 'let it snow' is reason #54,587,926,682 why I adore him."
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Their honesty is astounding - Shepard tweeted, "I love my wife [Kristen] so much, but if she doesn't divorce me to marry [Donald Glover], I will start to question her intelligence." She replied, "What I love about you honey is that we agree about everything!"
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She raised her kids well - Bell tweeted, "Overheard my daughter tell another kid: ‘If ur parents ever get blown away in the wind, just pick up the phone & call 891.’ #SafetyFirst"
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Even stars struggle - "Come on, child locks. I appreciate all you do but let me in. I really don't wanna have to pee in my shower."
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In case you ever wonder what her life is like - "Don’t worry ‘bout me, guys. Just driving down hollywood blvd BLASTING ace of base."
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Relationship goals
- Shepard tweeted, "I just googled, 'how to get away with killing my husband' on [Kristen's] phone. Just in case. Now there's a record." She replied, "wasn't the first time it's been Googled on my phone."
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She’s candid about their marital concerns - "I told [Dax] he was [too] heavy to lean on me [with his] full weight & he said ‘If i ever get knocked out cold, How are u gonna manage my body?’" Valid question.
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She isn't afraid to address her breasts - "I really miss my boobs. God bless breastfeeding. #HouseOfLies"
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23 / 32 Fotos
A supportive wife
- Shepard tweeted, "Should I have my own Judge show? Like Judy? Feels like a good fit," and Bell followed up, "‘How about this for the name of my show: 'Judge: Mental.'’ - [Dax], just now, while brushing his teeth."
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Asking the hard questions - "When can I expect to stop having avocado under my fingernails at all times? When they go to college?"
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25 / 32 Fotos
When she accidentally called an Uber Pool - She didn’t know Uber had a carpool option, then wrote, "come to think of it, i did press 'pool' but i thought it was a fun summer reference. like how @google changes fonts to celebrate holidays."
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She live-tweeted the whole ride - "No one is talking. this silence is the only thing more awkward than if all of us were talking."
© Getty Images
27 / 32 Fotos
She live-tweeted the whole ride - "Breaking News: one of them is singing. ‘take my hand, well make it swear. uhhhUUHH! livin on a prayer!’" and then, "He appears to know all the words to the verses as well. pretty impressive."
© Getty Images
28 / 32 Fotos
She admits her mistakes - When Stephen Colbert tweeted, "I can't believe Disney didn't call it '2 Frozen 2 Flurrious,'" Bell (who voices Anna in the movie) replied, "We blew it, guys."
© Getty Images
29 / 32 Fotos
Oh there’s more - "Just passed a guy in a bullet proof vest. or half a star wars costume. couldn't tell."
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And one last bit to end with a bang
- "[One] repels bullets, the other repels women. #ZING" See also: The most epic celebrity clapbacks ever
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Ridiculously hilarious tweets that prove Kristen Bell has no limits
The beloved actress turns 43 this July 18
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Stars are usually very concerned with constructing a cool and reserved appearance to ensure their public persona remains distant, idealistic, and respectable. That's not Kristen Bell, or her husband Dax Shepard. And thank goodness!
Check out this gallery of hilariously raunchy and relatable tweets from the stars.
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