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Hogwarts Admissions -

Who wouldn't like to know how to cast spells, right? And what better place to learn than at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry? Give them a call on 605-475-6961. 

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Hogwarts Admissions -

Harry Potter fans will appreciate learning more about enrollment procedure and how to catch the next train to Hogwarts. 

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The Rejection Hotline -

It's not uncommon for women to give fake numbers to guys (and vice-versa) just to get rid of them. Next time, hand them this one: 605–477–3018.

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The Rejection Hotline -

Whoever calls this number will get an automated message saying: "Please take the hint and accept the fact that you're rejected." Ouch!

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PEPTOC Hotline -

Call 707-8PEPTOC (707-873-7862) and get advice and comforting words from children. The encouraging messages are given by students at West Side Elementary in Healdsburg, California.

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Captain America -

In 'Avengers: Infinity War' (2018), Tony Stark considers phoning Captain America. He ends up not doing so, but his number can be seen—678-136-7092. It now appears to have been disactivated, but why not try your luck? 

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Saul Goodman's Hotline -

Saul Goodman, the lawyer from the show 'Better Call Saul' (2015–2022) is well known to the public since he first appeared on 'Breaking Bad' (2008–2013). 

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Saul Goodman's Hotline -

Saul Goodman's number appears in a number of places, including on a huge billboard. Fans can call his office at 505–503–4455. While the man himself won't pick up the phone, there is a message. 

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Sobriety Test Hotline -

Can't tell if you're sober or drunk? Call 605-475-6958 and test your sobriety with a number of questions. You'll eventually find out how drunk you really are. 

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Rickrolled -

If you dial 248-434-5508 you'll immediately be rickrolled. By this we mean that UK singer Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up' will start playing. 

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Mary Sue Rejection Hotline -

There can't be too many rejection hotlines, so the Mary Sue rejection hotline at 646-926-6614 will likely get the job done. 

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Mary Sue Rejection Hotline -

Callers will hear this: "Oh, hello there. If you hear this message, you have made a woman feel unsafe and disrespected. Please learn to take no for an answer and respect women's emotional and physical autonomy."

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Harvard Sentences -

Ready to listen to a collection of 720 sample phrases used for testing telephone systems, cellular devices, and voice-over IP? Look no further. Call 858-651-5050.

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Harvard Sentences -

Sample Harvard sentences include "The birch canoe slid on the smooth planks," "These days a chicken leg is a rare dish," and "Press the pants and sew a button on the vest," among many other words of wisdom. 

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Divorce Hotline -

Divorce is a serious matter, but this is no divorce support hotline. Instead, if you call 605–475–6960, you'll probably just get a laugh. It's a perfect number to send to a newlywed friend. 

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Divorce Hotline -

The automated message contains hilarious lines, messages such as "Are you tired of constant nagging?," "Do you find yourself apologizing for things you haven't done?," and "You may want to consider divorce."

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Murray Bauman's residence -

If you've ever wanted to reach the private investigator/conspiracy theorist Murray Bauman from 'Stranger Things' (2016-), here's your chance. 

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Murray Bauman's residence -

Just give Murray Bauman a call at 618-625-8313. You'll get through to his voicemail message. 

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Santa's workshop -

Grownups don't have to wait until Christmas to ring Santa in the North Pole. And kids will love the opportunity too! Just dial 951-262-3062.

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Stop complaining -

Some people are serial complainers, and seem to dump all their bad vibes onto the rest of us. Next time, tell them to call 605-475-6973. 

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Surfer Boy Pizza -

805 45 PIZZA (or 805-457-4992) is the number of Surfer Boy Pizza from 'Stranger Things' (replica of his van pictured). Call it—you will get an answer.

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Trey Parker -

Fans of 'South Park' (1997-) will love getting through to show co-creator Trey Parker's alleged voicemail. Just dial 719-838-4002. 

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Sesame Street Hotline -

Calling 626-831-9333 can be both fun and nostalgic, and kids can dial up too. 

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Worst hold music -

Can you imagine the worst hold music ever? Try it at 858-924-0180. One highlight includes an awfully out-of-tune Britney Spear's 'Toxic.'

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Callin' Oates -

If you call 719-266-2837 you'll hear an operator give you the option of listening to three of Hall & Oates' greatest hits.

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CPTA announcement test -

Prepare to laugh if you call 914-737-9938 and listen to the test-call announcement for Westchester County, New York. It starts with "This is a CPTA announcement. This is a test" but then it gets really funny with "I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to say, and I'm not too concerned with it," and so on. 

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Keep an idiot entertained -

Sometimes we realize a person we're close to is, in fact, an idiot. So what do we do? We get them to call 401-285-2079 to keep that idiot entertained. 

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The Loser Line -

If you don't have the courage to call your friend out for the loser he/she really is, get them to call 206-569-5829.

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"It could always suck more" -

Serial complainers sometimes need a reality check. Do them a favor and give them the "It could always suck more" hotline number at 605-475-6964. 

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Sex addiction intervention -

The sex addiction intervention hotline is a fun fake phone number to give in case of rejection, or just to prank a friend with. The number is 605-475-6972.

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Bad Breath Hotline -

Yes, there is such thing as a bad breath hotline. It offers dental hygiene advice too. The number to call is 605–475–6959.

Sources: (Reader's Digest) (Next Luxury) 

See also: The craziest April Fool's pranks that were actually pulled off

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